Pennywise surprise

When you are banging a chick you pull out nut on a cherry pie , then hand her a balloon to distract her , you say " hello Georgie " to get her attention and smash the pie in her face to resemble being bloody . You say you'll float too and take off.

Did you hear about Joe he gave that stripper a pennywise surprise last night

by Turtle9376 September 22, 2017

Flag

Get the Pennywise surprise mug.

surprise creampie

When you cum inside a chick without giving her prior warning.

She let me fuck her without a rubber, but didn't realize I would give her a surprise creampie.

by PulpFictionFan94 May 13, 2017

Flag

Get the surprise creampie mug.

sunlight surprise

Common Bangkok term meaning the surprise and shock of realizing the super hot woman you were dancing with at a club last night is actually a ladyboy when you wake up next to him in bed with the morning sunlight

After meeting a sexy woman at the Q bar the night before, Marcus awoke to a sunlight surprise and rushed to the bathroom to wash out his mouth.

by El Diablo4eva November 12, 2017

Flag

Get the sunlight surprise mug.

Pittsburgh Surprise

An unexpected punch in the neck during a fight.

I thought Mike was going to lose that fight, but then he hit him with a Pittsburgh Surprise.

by Naga 5 Stacks January 12, 2012

Flag

Get the Pittsburgh Surprise mug.

Mummy Surprise

After one deficates, one wraps their finger(s) with toilet paper and inserts into the deficaters anus; thoroughly cleaning the sphincter.

After pooping this morning, Charley avoided another Brown Ballerina by having Eric give him a Mummy Surprise.

by JediWords October 12, 2016

Flag

Get the Mummy Surprise mug.

That surprises me.

A phrase taken from "Dinner for Smucks". It should be spoken somewhat sarcasticly after an odd, absurd question has been asked of someone you don't know well.

Hipster: Have you lived among Alaskans as one of them and dined upon bear meat?

Hippet: No!

Hipster: That surprises me...

by joesk84ever December 26, 2011

Flag