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Biased Judge

When two or more attractive girls pal around with an unattractive girl. The attractive girls all receive high marks on the attractiveness scale (8-10), whereas the unattractive girl does not (no more than a 4), making her the Biased Judge: the individual who brings down the composite score of the group.
Dan: "Check out the pack of hotties. Nines, at least."
Brian: "Yeah, but they're hiding a Biased Judge at the center."
Dan: "WOAH, good call, what an average killer."
by CMcD April 3, 2009
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judge judy

A sexual act where a woman sits on a guy's lap facing him during sex and he massages her ass as she moves side to side, slapping his face with her breasts.
"Hey Ron, how far did you get with Leah last night?"
"Damn yo she gave me a Judge Judy!"
by DJ Denny July 22, 2009
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Judge Judy

SOME DUMB BITCH SENT ME TO JAIL FO GETTIN ME SOME ROAD HEAD! I WAS IN THE SLAMMER FOR SIX MONTHS! DUMB BITCH FUCK DAT LADY MANNNEE SHE A UGLY OLD CUNT I BET SHE GIVES RIM JOBS TO TRUCK DRIVERS WHILE THEY DRIVIN!

s/o to my home girl for some damn good head though!
Judge Judy: "You get 6 months"
Me: "Shit."
by jfishHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH December 30, 2012
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judge candy

a slutty yet virgin stripper who seems to always reach a verdict if ya know what i mean
by seatbelt February 9, 2004
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don't judge me

What I usually have to say when I get drunk in the middle of the day and watch Blues Clues.
Roommate: "What the..?"
Me: "Don't judge me!"
by Swallowcarryingacoconut May 11, 2006
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The judge and jury of misinformation

Said of a person who has so little self awareness that they don't understand they're screwing up, professionally speaking, big time. The new version of saying " the emperor has no clothes on" and isn't aware of it.
Brian Stelter is the judge and jury of misinformation.
by Sexydimma February 2, 2022
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dont judge challenge

where semi good looking people put sharpie all over their face then remove it but putting their hand over the camera screen, then go back to looking semi good looking
"You see Emily's dont judge challenge video? She still ugly"
by KlaywithaC July 23, 2015
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