seatbelt's definitions

judge candy

a slutty yet virgin stripper who seems to always reach a verdict if ya know what i mean

a real person actually

by seatbelt February 9, 2004

nofx

the most kick ass punk band on the planet.

anyone who doesnt like nofx can fuck off.

by seatbelt February 9, 2004

less than jake

the most kick ass ska band EVER.

without less than jake the world would explode

by seatbelt February 9, 2004

kamiak high school

the 5th biggest stoner school in the state of washington...the teachers r stoners too!!!

teacher: is that a 90* degree angle
class: its a 45* angle
teacher: ok we take this 90* angle here...
class: he's hopeless

by seatbelt December 18, 2004

parakeet

a mini parrot which is the best pet ever.

i have 9 parakeets

by seatbelt February 9, 2004