testi love

1. to have love for testicles or "testies"

can you feel the testi love?

by supa_neek December 9, 2008

Testetrap

When you're about to eat a cupcake and testes pop up out of nowhere and smack you in the face!

Gotta watch out for those testetraps.

by The DepraveD August 5, 2008

testicle sack

a skin sack with some nuts in that bitch.

Wesley Warren Jr. had a 132 pound testicle sack.

by JoJoKarissa April 29, 2014

Testicall

The act of accidentally calling someone on your cell phone when it is stashed in your front pocket, specifically when placed in close proximity to the testes. Applicable only to males.

Damn yo; I just testicalled my ex-girlfriend by accident.

by BombDotComm August 30, 2014

testicle shitting penguin rapist

Adj: A testicle shitting penguin rapist is a conjunction of testicle shitting and penguin rapist
it refers to a gay man who sucks balls and does ass who rapes penguins
Noun: An insult used by creative people who need to get their messege across
it is based on the insult in south park which goes : testicle shitting (insert last part here)

man1: Barry is such a testicle shitting penguin rapist!
man2: i know right, at least ask the penguins befor you suck their dicks!
man1: Whoa it was just an insult

by Braybray54321 March 9, 2017

Testicle Illusion

When one believe testicles are protruding or exposed when they are not.

Dude, I thought my left nut was hanging out of a hole in my undies, when I reached down, all was is place, I guess it was just a testicle illusion.

by M.E.A.T October 2, 2020

tentie

All of the lads sleeping in a tent. home made alc is involved usually some ‘ol’tentie ale’ which is essentially prison alcohol mixed with flavourings. Monster pisses and sat talking round the rusty wheel are included in the activities programme.

yo dog you coming to the tentie tonight?

yeah g bringing some monsters in da bag

by the nigmaster general October 3, 2020