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Tesla Tobaccy

My juul needs a charge.
I’m all out of Tesla Tobaccy.
by Lazy crapper February 22, 2021
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Tesla

She is the most badass girl ever. She should run president someday. And is the most cutest girl ever.
Tesla is the most important badass girl. She’s really pretty and gorgeous, and very ugly.
by Smiley socks June 5, 2020
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tesla cybertruck

The tesla cybertruck was released too early while it was still a prototype which is why it had so many problems.
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Tesla Shocker

“Two in the b-hole, one in the p-hole.”

A sexual act similar to the shocker, except instead of inserting two fingers into the vagina and one finger into the anus, two fingers are inserted into the anus and one finger into the urethra.
Elon Musk is about to be giving the Tesla Shocker to bitches on the hyper-loop.
by AnneFranksUncle September 5, 2018
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Flying Tesla

The act of getting a running start, launching yourself up and over The footboard of the bed and attempting to land your fully charged tesla into your partners un-lubricated trunk. Usually ending in a mangled pile of broken tesla and trunk contents.

Go no hands for the Model S!
Dwayne's girlfriend was bent over on the bed waiting for him to get home from work. He took one look into her brown eye from the doorway, ripped his clothes off and executed a Flying Tesla Model S.
by Ramrod4185 March 23, 2022
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