Tejus

A guy named Tejus will quickly become one of the sweetest guys you know of, but he’s kind of popular and talks to other people a lot because of his charming personality. A Tejus is usually very sensitive on the inside and keeps his feelings well guarded. Because of this, don’t be surprised if you catch him serenading to his fans with his guitar. (He probably has a voice of pure golden honey). Unfortunately, boys with the name Tejus tend to lack the skill of reading emotional cues from others because of their own everlasting happiness. That’s most likely why he doesn’t like books and movies too much and prefers skateboarding. But like any other boy, he loves memes and has a great sense of humor. He also surfs PH once in a while, but who can blame him? His experience on the internet could explain the rather dominant yet protective personality he has in the bedroom and in intimate relationships.

All in all, men with this name are the perfect boy next door’s to sink your teeth into and satisfy your desire for a picture perfect romance.

A - “Yo, is that Tejus? Goddamn he’s so cute.”

by demoness April 26, 2020

Telstra Tightarse

The name given to the condition of only texting friends on telstra, one you have telstra 1c text.

Bloke 1:I was going to text Ricko the other day, but he is on optus.
Bloke 2: Your such a telstra Tightarse

by Stueynator May 21, 2009

telstar

An Australian car sold by ford in the 1980s. Also the car preferred by assholes who drive around roundabouts at excessive speeds while throwing beer cans out the window flipping the bird at every one who witnesses his majestic mullet swirl in the wind.

That Telstar driving asshole right there.

by Ranch Life March 24, 2021

the telescope

when being at an overcrowded location ( eg train, tram, bus ) you encounter a massive boner and thus the action of 'telescoping' must be employed. this means flippin your erect peepee out of your pants not forming a bulge in the crotch area, rather hiding it smugly paralell to your stomach, under your tshirt.

"Dude i had such a massive bone on the bus that i had to do a telescope!"

by vANis November 24, 2003

teleslutties

Young girls (middle school and lower) who dress and act like whores. Much akin to prostitots.

You can't even walk down the street without being followed by those teleslutties getting out of school early.

by JohnnyMurman June 20, 2006

telespooning

Like cuddling up with someone, but over a phone. Which makes it even more worthless. Activity performed by people trying to validate a long-distance relationship, usually one that began online. Telespooning involves constantly calling or texting the other person in lieu of actual psysical contact. By constantly pestering the other person with communication, it is supposed to show that you care. Often a major sign of insecurity.

Guy #1: All he does on his lunch break is go out to his car and make a half-hour phone call. Who's he talking to every day?

Guy #2: He met this girl from Nevada online last month. He's telespooning with her. He is so whipped.

by Bructus December 20, 2010

telsey

A funny and sweet girl who can get pissed off in seconds. She's really tiny and a stoner.

Man, I'd hate to be a Telsey

by p00000000000000oooooooooooooop December 31, 2011