tightarse

Australian slang for someone who is so careful with money they are like racoons with acorns.

Sam: "That Heinz soup is too expensive. Get the Home Brand, it's 5c cheaper"
Scott: "You are such a tightarse Sam"

by Miss Undefinable May 19, 2009

Tightarses

One who refuses to pay the going rate, someone who accepts your offers of drinks or whatever and does'nt repay the favour.

That guy is such a tightarse, drank my piss all night then would'nt let me have one of his durries

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

tightarse

Someone who is too serious. Substitute tightarse for serious.

Nigel is tightarse.
Screw you, tightarsely!
I love tightarse people.

by lig March 19, 2006

Telstra Tightarse

The name given to the condition of only texting friends on telstra, one you have telstra 1c text.

Bloke 1:I was going to text Ricko the other day, but he is on optus.
Bloke 2: Your such a telstra Tightarse

by Stueynator May 21, 2009