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Angsty Teens

Teens: pffft, we aren't angsty teens, we're just misunderstood.
by ReeeeeMeister666Except420 October 28, 2018
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Teenie

A teenage girl who fantasizes excessively over a member of a band or film star/famous person in general.
In Teenie-Talk there are far too many abbrieviations and punctuations. Often letters are replaced by numbers, such as E being replaced by 3. Teenie-Talk damages computers.
May send death threats to the partner of the object of their desire.
May practice voodoo on dolls where the partner is represented by the doll.
Probably only knows one song from the band the person belongs to. I.E; If the teenie fantasizes about Gerard Way (My Chemical Romance), they might only know 'Welcome To The Black Parade', 'Famous Last Words' or 'I'm Not Okay (I Promise)'. They will definatlely not have heard of 'I Brought You My Bullets, You Brought Me Your Love'. They might have heard of Frank Iero, but may think his name is 'fRaNcIs LeErO' or something. They will definately not know who Ray Toro or Bob Bryar is.
Have been known to go to concerts and yell at Frank Iero 'I wanna have your babies! I wanna f*ck you!!'. No joke. Search 'Frank Iero during soundcheck' on youtube.
Generally, they annoy the hell out of real fans. If they are on message boards, they tend to get banned for breaking 128462174892164176 board rules, and then practise voodoo towards the admin people.

Also known as teenie-bobbers
Teenie: 0MfG g3r4lD wAyNe Is UbEr SeXy iM gOiNg To HaVe His BaYbEeS!!!11!!!!!oneoneone!!!!11

(overpunctuated sentences)

Fan: Shut the hell up.
by Kate O'Toole December 9, 2008
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teenie

A person, especially a girl, who gets undeserved attention from a band they 'like' only because of the members' looks. They usually dont even know more than 3 songs from the band's album.
That girl over there is such a teenie. She cant even spell the band's name.
by Maybell1ne October 11, 2005
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Tenis

A very tiny penis no larger than a pinky nail, not to be mistaken for a small chode.
Instead of sucking my dick i told her to lick her finger and blow on my erect Tenis.
by Clinte Wood April 4, 2009
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Tweenis

The skin that connects the penis to the scrotum.

The "&" in Cock & Balls
Yeah baby, pinch my tweenis.
by MysticOgre October 16, 2008
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Teenicorn

A manicorn that is still growing up, thus called a teenicorn. Prime examples of teenicorns are characters portrayed by Michael Cera. Other such examples are Keith (Eric Stoltz) from "Some Kind of Wonderful", Jake Ryan (Michael Schoeffling) from "Sixteen Candles", and Chris (River Phoenix) from "Stand By Me".
girl 1: Have you seen "Pretty in Pink?"
girl 2: Yes! Blaine is a total teenicorn!
by Vamptastic February 21, 2009
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Table tennis

Trying to play tennis on a court that is about as big as a dinner table.
Who wants to play table tennis with me?
by The Killer Burger July 13, 2017
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