Tebowed

Feeling that results after smoking devine marijuana.

Bro, that blunt we smoked last night had me so tebowed.

by Static3939 December 31, 2011

Tebow

Sexual position completed on one knee where a man kneels behind a woman facing outward as he shoves his fist into her vagina as she stands with his tounge inside her anus pleasuring her. Prayer optional!

Jimmy tebowed Megan for the win!

by PiggySkin January 10, 2012

Tebow

Someone who goes out of their way to remind others how religious they are

George W. Bush and Rick Santorum are total Tebow's

by rtv0587 November 29, 2012

Tebowing

A grown man, also (but not required to be) a virgin who pleasures himself to other men in tights, typically football players.

Hey Ash! Check out Gallo sitting in his cubicle Tebowing to that picture of the retard Eli Manning again! That filthy bastard!

by AfroAssault November 2, 2011

Tebow Dat Hoe

To fuck a girl so hard she says Tim Tebow's name 15 times in a row. 15 refering to the number of Tebow's jersey

Dude: Im about to Tebow dat hoe
Dude: wanna get tebowed hoe?
Girl: Yep
later on that night.........
Girl: Tebow (15x)

by mike and dom January 18, 2009

Tebow

(V.) 1. To watch something multiple times, and cry at the same spot in the show.

2. To cry after losing a game that you had no shot in.

Jason: "Man, I started tebowing my eyes out last night when I watched that girl get killed in that show last night"
Friend: "Fag.

by tbs17 December 14, 2009

Tebowtopping

The act of "Tebowing" behind someone and having a second person push a victim over top of them as if they were table topping them.

Rather than the table top, Tebowtopping is with a "Tebowing" position rather than a standard crouched position.

by Ccino December 25, 2011