taliban

Rule forbidding card-counting in casinos.

You won again? No way we pay, you know we have a taliban here!

by Phone Tick November 9, 2003

taliban turnpike

A taliban turnpike is a sex act in which the man puts on a racer's helmet and positions his hands like he's holding a steering wheel. The male proceeds to make car noises and "drives" into the pussy from the side. Later into sex, as the man climaxes, he yells "Allahu Akbar," bringing the 'Taliban' portion of the act.

Barney-"You get any of ol' Wilma last night, Fred?"
Fred-"Of course, Barney, I did the Taliban Turnpike!"
Barney-"I bet she EXPLODED with joy haha"

by Yaivs May 11, 2016

Talibandit

The unofficial arm of Tardliban, comprised of terrorists on the ground, who have their own mind & don't give a shit about the chain of command. They are a bunch of bandits.

Talibandits asked a poor destitute woman to cook for 15 terrorists & even though she somehow made it happen with her limited resources, the lit her on fire because the food tasted awful. Tardliban is making many promises which Talibandits aren't obliged to honor.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 26, 2021

talibansexual

You are sexually attracted to the taliban and get hard when they cane you/ cut off your head.
Please remeber to respect taliban sexuals.

I am coming out as a talibansexual.

by DerFührer6969 October 4, 2021

taliban

taliban is a user on rwd forums

taliban flows deep I will damage man

by ASHMAN February 6, 2005

Taliban Jack

An epithet applied to the leader of the NDP by Conservative Party MPs and their fellow right-wing travellers, with the aim of discrediting/drowning out their adversaries by dishonestly portraying them as hating the Canadian military and hugging a foreign organization whose policies more closely resemble the Conservative Party's own, rather than addressing, in good faith, the arguments and policies of the person and party in question -- thus demonstrating their own status as the poster children for demagoguery.

"Taliban Jack! Taliban Jack!", some government members screeched at Jack Layton when he rose to speak in the House.

by bushwah April 2, 2007

talibanter

(noun) conspiratorial or rhetorical advocacy for constructs, policies, limitations, or other obstructive tactics or maneuvers against exercise of basic human or civil rights. - advocacy of encumbrance upon civil liberties or individuality.

(verb) speak / write / advocate tactics and/or policies to encumber/limit/eliminate basic human/civil rights and liberties.

sometimes, he would talibanter about where and when to plant the violence provocateurs.

by flombaye May 15, 2011