tuba

The big mans weapon of music.

The tuba is a big mans weapon of music that pales in comparison to other instruments in a marching band.

by Anonymous123450 September 5, 2009

Butt Tuba

a tuba inserted into the rear end of a person by means of entertainment, or punishment.

Dylan's parents were so angry at him, they punished him by use of a butt tuba.

Joey's friends wanted to laugh at him, so they gave him a butt tuba.

by Joe Dylan Pudding June 25, 2009

Wagner tuba

A rare type of concert tuba that was created by Richard Wagner for use for his legenary opera "Der Ring des Nibelungen"(The struggle of Nibelungen). The wagner tuba is a cross between a tuba & a horn

For this concert piece we need to get a Wagner tuba before next month's concert.

by BruinKiller3469 April 8, 2009

Thuba

Thuba a great friend who listens and rarely talks back but when he does it's great feedback
Thuba a sexual person who would do anything for even a hug or a kiss
Thuba a person who would do there hardest even for a penny

Thuba a nice cold person on the outside but once you get to know him he's the nicest person you know
Thuba a committed person who would do up to anything to get his goal done

"You're such a Thuba"
Origin U.K. Slang

by Black Tmo August 19, 2017

backdoor tuba

An especially loud, horrendously smelly fart.

Oh no! I just had curry and I'll be playing backdoor tuba for the rest of the day!

by pentozali November 27, 2006

tubaruba

Toilet Paper roll with a fabric softener in the middle meant to have blow marijuana smoke out from to prevent too much smoke odor.

"Dude, lets use a Tubaruba so it doesnt stink as much in here."

by ColdAsFuxXx December 23, 2006

tuba scoober

a tuba player that has a very visible moose knuckle.

Hey Betty, have you ever seen a tuba scoober that big?

by Robster455333 June 22, 2008