tit curtain

A shirt that, although intended to hide the cowness of pregnancy or fatness by draping what appears to be a curtain over the tits, is now, for some unknown reason, trendy on sexy females as well.

Coined by Maddox - "R.I.P. my boner"

"There's a reason pregnant women wear tit curtains, and it's because it usually looks good on them in lieu of a beekeeper outfit."

Go wear something that is less likely to turn men gay.

tit curtain by Urban Dictionary January 9, 2008

tit mit 

bra, undergarment

Mario: So I gotta take Angie to get some new tit mits.

Greg: Victoria Secret?

tit mit by Pinchi Mario October 6, 2008

tit custard 

another name for breast milk

Come on Tim you know my baby only drinks organic Tit Custard!!!

tit custard by T-Whip May 18, 2016

Tit Fuck 

Verb

Tit fucking is the act of placing a male's erect penis between a woman/hot teenager/ college girl's breast and moving it up and down whilst sumultaniously moving the breasts up and down to sexually stimulate the male until he ejaculates on the woman/hot teenager/ college girl's face.

"Oh man I just tit fucked the hell out of your mom."

Tit Fuck by Bill Sandey PHD in sexology November 5, 2008

tit bag 

A jerk , also a person who is an asshole.

Go fuck yourself you tit bag.

tit bag by Jester_7even September 13, 2005

tit sniffer

someone who likes the smell of sweaty tits, can be used as an insult or for praise.

fuck you tit sniffer.

tit sniffer by bill waffle December 23, 2008

Tit Thruster

Someone who pushes their tits in someone's face in order to be remembered.

- Seren is a tit thruster
- What?
- She thrusted her tits in Frankie's face.
- Why?
- So now he wont forget her.

Tit Thruster by Miss Croft xo September 3, 2009