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tit curtain

A shirt that, although intended to hide the cowness of pregnancy or fatness by draping what appears to be a curtain over the tits, is now, for some unknown reason, trendy on sexy females as well.

Coined by Maddox - "R.I.P. my boner"
"There's a reason pregnant women wear tit curtains, and it's because it usually looks good on them in lieu of a beekeeper outfit."

Go wear something that is less likely to turn men gay.
by Urban Dictionary January 9, 2008
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tit mit

Mario: So I gotta take Angie to get some new tit mits.

Greg: Victoria Secret?
by Pinchi Mario October 6, 2008
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tit custard

Come on Tim you know my baby only drinks organic Tit Custard!!!
by T-Whip May 18, 2016
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Tit Fuck

Verb

Tit fucking is the act of placing a male's erect penis between a woman/hot teenager/ college girl's breast and moving it up and down whilst sumultaniously moving the breasts up and down to sexually stimulate the male until he ejaculates on the woman/hot teenager/ college girl's face.
"Oh man I just tit fucked the hell out of your mom."
by Bill Sandey PHD in sexology November 5, 2008
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tit bag

A jerk , also a person who is an asshole.
by Jester_7even September 13, 2005
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tit sniffer

someone who likes the smell of sweaty tits, can be used as an insult or for praise.
by bill waffle December 23, 2008
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Tit Thruster

Someone who pushes their tits in someone's face in order to be remembered.
- Seren is a tit thruster
- What?
- She thrusted her tits in Frankie's face.
- Why?
- So now he wont forget her.
by Miss Croft xo September 3, 2009
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