tip top mega

So amazing you're unable to articulate its greatness. Impeccable. The very best. Typically used in the North of England; commonly, Leeds.

DEVVO: Ah mate, this bacon sarnie is proper good, like.
BEZZIN: Yeah, it's tip top mega, like.

by devvowithasilentd January 17, 2017

Tip Steak

A bulbous, girthy head of the penis.

Rachel loves to suck tip steak.

My shaft is long and thin but the tip steak is succulent.

by Eaton Holgoode January 6, 2018

Tip Flip

The awkward moment at a fast casual restaurant when the checkout clerk silently flips the credit card screen towards you with the tip selection pulled up. Tipping isn’t common courtesy, but it’s still mighty awkward to look the worker in the eye after selecting “no tip”

The awkward moment at a fast casual restaurant when the checkout clerk silently swivels the credit card screen towards you with the tip selection pulled up. Already upset at your overpriced $15 salad with two kernel sized pieces of chicken, you hit no tip and watch the checkout clerk judge you.

Chad: Damn that was an awkward tip flip

Brad: Fuck that, I sure ain’t tipping on a $15 Sweetgreen salad

by Red Rexford November 11, 2019

Tip Snot

The drop of remnant semen that oozes from the cock tip 10-15 minutes after a good wank or sex. Even the most judicious clean up doesn’t always prevent tip
snot. It’s also know to adhere the penis to the briefs like it’s been superglued.

I oozed a little tip snot last night and has a wet spot on my boxers.

The tip snot glued my helmet to my boxers and and to rip it off like a bandaid. I think I lost a layer of my epidermis.

by Dick Onchin October 1, 2020

Tip Slip

When the tip of the phallus protrudes through a article of clothing worn in the leg region; When the tip of the penis sticks out of the band of male underwear when they have an erection. Popular examples coined by Daniel Avidan from the popular Youtube channel Game Grumps.

Part 4 of the Bloodborn Walkthrough on Game Grumps (Death Barf) Danny- "My friends and I created a new um, a new ah, term for when you get a boner; but like the top of it comes out of the waistband of your underwear. It's a Tip Slip. (Arin laughs hysterically afterwards)

"Hey man, John just gave a major tip slip in Gym today!"

by Pseudonym of Handles April 8, 2015

tip atonement

The superficial, overgratuitous, and "too little too late" speech that comes at the end of a poorly serviced restaurant meal from a neglegent waitress in the hopes that she might still get a tip.

Waitress: "why THANK you SO MUCH for honoring us with your visit tonight!! Is there ANYTHING else I can get for you? ANYTHING at all? Do you just want a bill? I've got it right here. Thank you SO MUCH!"

Customer: "Um, how about the two cokes we asked for a half an hour ago while you were in the back picking your nose? God you're a stupid bitch. I'm not giving you a tip for that shitty tip atonement."

by Scottee Mac January 8, 2006

Tip stain

When you should've shaken twice, but only shook once, and a mark is left on your pants.

That dude just left the bathroom with a generous tip stain!

by cpie September 10, 2010