Thor's Hammer

When you take a shit on the lid of a toilet so no one can lift the lid without either cleaning it or making a mess. Only someone worthy will clean it up.

She was being a bitch so I gave her a Thor's Hammer and left. Now when she goes to use the toilet she'll have to be worthy to lift the lid.

by Rmistiff July 10, 2019

Thor

A man who can bench more than anybody on the earth
All muscle no brain

Thor: I can bench more than you

by Uswallow May 29, 2019

Thor

The fat ass who is unhappy that his mom died. And so he goes home and plays Fortnite like a virgin

Me: Your such a Thor
Friend: Just because I play Fortnite doesn't mean I'm Thor

by tHOR fAG April 29, 2019

Thor Thunder Nut

When your partner sucks you off so hard that your Semen looks like thunder hitting your partner in her Vaguba.

I Thor Thunder Nutted jessica yesteday, it was pretty nice.

by TheRyaNut May 2, 2019

Thor

My bf

I love thor

by Noika May 6, 2019

thor

A long hair bitch with his bob the builder hammer

thor my guy right here

by zzk May 13, 2019

Thor

a melted ice cream cone

Thor... it’s noob_master69 again...

by Noob_master69 May 15, 2019