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Chase-Shifter

Chase-shifter: Someone who is constantly running around and changing without any regard to previous commitments, nuances, or things that at one time they may have somehow convinced themselves that they wanted.

Usually, the are missing fingers due to prior mafia bonds prematurely severed.
"Dude, that guy just chase-shifted so fast that I think he forgot to remember his keys... and his integrity."

Chase-shifters are hard to keep track of - one minute they want educational reform, the next they want to control a dictatorship.
by vonsac August 5, 2010
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A swiffer

A girl who attracts dusty guys
Guy 1: Did you hear that Nina girl is dating that duster Bryan
Guy 2: Ya man, she is such a swiffer.
by You Dang Kids October 3, 2011
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swiffer

Removing sand with a barber's brush off naked ladies beach volleyball teams.
Me: Those hot naked beach volleyballers are in need of a good swiffing.
NG: I'll get my swiffer brush.
by DazzlerSAFC November 27, 2011
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snifter

Normally an elegant glass for drinking Brandy but also a verb for the 'taint lover' in all of us.
Bob, you know that hot chick Heather? I fucked her all night and she forgot her panties when she left. I wore them on my head at home all day and 'snifter'
by Florida Sunshine November 9, 2009
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One who sits and picks his ass in the stands with a tiny drumstick (he holds in one hand) and the bucket he holds in the other, as other enjoy the opportunity to touch the ice. This is the epitome of a SHIT SHOW. This is worse than a duster because this person would never EVER touch the ice. This is two steps below the average bender.
The Swiffer Wet Jet Dusty Mcbend-bends shatters his stick on the bench at 5:30 in the morning, and then goes home to dust himself off and ice down aching ankles.
by antibender December 27, 2010
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Red Shifter

One who has no friends and the entire world hates him
by DSEZ October 7, 2003
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sifter

verb.
1)To blend in/push in with other people, generally to ones advantage. A sifter is one who sifts, and is generally looked down on.

2) To come on to/ spade someone without any encouragement.
1)Hey, that guy just sifted into the queue. That's not fair, we've been waiting far longer than that sifter.

2) Ew, Kelsey won't leave me alone. He's such a sifty bastard.
by PlumTea May 29, 2004
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