swampass

The phenomenon that occurs when one does not properly wipe one's ass, causing latent shit to slowly melt when exposed to hot weather.

Because their star player was stricken with a bout of swampass at a pivotal point in the game, the favored team lost the soccer championship.

by wasabi milkshake August 8, 2004

Swampass

A sweaty ass that smells sour like funky~

"Steve, You got some nasty swampass"

by Eteled's_cum November 11, 2021

artificially inseminated swampass

a case of swampass that is caused by having the settings on your heated automobile seats too high. usually occurs in the winter time, when natural atmospheric conditions are not favorable for the development of swampass.

"man, was it cold this morning! i cranked the heated seats up to 10, and before i knew what hit me, i had created some artificially inseminated swampass!"

by swampazz February 26, 2010

swampass

a term used when describing the odor of a friends behind or a stranger in a close distance.

by mak4life February 6, 2003

swampass

a condition where a person's ass crack is very sweaty from a humid day

"Man, today is so hot, I think I got a case of swampass."

by MissingElements July 19, 2016

swampass

The foul odor from one's anus that causes one's underpants and pants to stink. Swampass is caused by a combination of sweat/body odor and diarrhea.

Damn! Wash your damn sweatpants, dude! They STINK of SWAMPASS!

by Pissed Off Paul October 14, 2003

Swampass

1. An ass that has become sweaty and sticks to one's shorts.
2. A term for a hick who comes up into the union.
3. An wet scaley ass, resembling that of a fish.

"Wow Jack, why does that swampass Sarah from TN have to come up and visit?"
"Oh my god, look at Sarah's swampass! My libido will never return!"

by The Avenger July 23, 2008