Having a female sit on your face, expecting to perform cunnilingus on her, only to have her suddenly defecate on/in your mouth before robbing you of your wallet and fleeing the scene. Named after the New York Borough that popularized the practice.
Yo, Tony? Did you hear what happened to Joe the other night? That hoe from the bar gave him a Staten Island Surprise.
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Little Tommy Palmer was nervous when all MLC staff, of North Georgia College and State University, was in his residence halls inspecting his room. Little Tommy Palmer knew he was wrong by hiding his 5 cent lighter under his dustcover.
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A slang euphemism used in polite 50s and 60s middle and upper class America, subtly referring to “Upper U. S.,” instead of saying the more crude “Up your ass!”
I can recall my mother leveling her coldest icy blue-eyed stare and uttering to someone she had deemed a jerk, “Well, Northern United States, buddy!”
by Dr Bunnygirl October 27, 2019
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A.k.a. Sagnasty
A.k.a. Sagnasty
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Get the Saginaw Valley State mug.A country where the police watch what you do and try to control your life. Where there's cameras in town centres and on public transport. Where you can be arrested because of something you said to a friend about the leaders of your country. Where police stop and search people for no reason. Where you can be detained without charge or trial. Where the state plants bugs with impunity. Where protesters have to get police permits, and where police regularly attack protesters.
Hang on. That sounds like America and Britain today!
Hang on. That sounds like America and Britain today!
Smash all police states! Down with Patriot Act, ASBOs, CCTV, ID cards, biometrics, no fly lists, Terrorism Act, Gitmo, Belmarsh, Public Order Act, and Nazi bastard politicians and pigs!
by Andy August 6, 2004
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