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Student Pilot

Someone who proclames there a pilot but have absolutely no Idea WHAT they are talking about and tend to get their aeronautical knowledge off of Instagram.
Student Pilot “Am I ready to be a pilot”
Cfi “Bruh you legit jus got us into a spin and used aileron stfu”
by Student Pilot 💀 December 9, 2021
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Commuter Student

Someone who lives at home and commutes to college. This is a great option for people who want all the responsibilities but none of the fun of college. Many commuter students develop problems such as depression, anxiety, substance abuse, overdependence on their parents, failure to develop social and life skills, and other mental health problems.
Being a commuter student is so depressing. I feel like I'm still in high school, but I have all the responsibilities of college.
by Four Loko Frat Guy November 16, 2022
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Student's Block

A serious condition when a person finds themselves unable to revise, study or concentrate on school work. Generally involves procrastination, spending time uselessly and using every excuse to avoid doing any work.
Person 1: Hey! We've got an exam in January, have you revised?
Person 2: Lol no, I've had student's block all Christmas
by converts December 27, 2011
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The Student Council

These b!tc#es that won't stop fucking pepper spraying me!
Amogus Person: Have you ever heard of the student council?
Amogus Crewmate: Yeah, I heard those bitches
The Student Council: Surprise! *pepper sprays amogus*
Screen reads: Killed by a student council member, Amogus
by JayMoneySpamsL2 December 7, 2021
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Architecture student

A person who doesn't sleep at all. Regrets for choosing architecture as a career.Struggles for straight 5 painful years but still isn't appreciated enough.Underrated and also please this person has nothing to do with engineering.
Ted : hey wassup dude! You were up all night for the presentation. How was it?

Tyler: oh crap. My boss didn't even looked at me while I was presenting
Ted : oh dude I'm sorry you became Architecture student here
by thugguy.com November 23, 2021
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Aristotle Student

A Special Software that enables Teachers to put fear into every one of their students using a computer by being able to spy on them and watch whatever they are doing. Great for giving your Students Paranoia when they use a computer in our classroom.
Student: Can you please stop using Aristotle Student, it's giving me anxiety whenever i enter your classroom
Teacher: *lists 25 bullshit reasons why they need to spy on them*
by Pmchad February 5, 2022
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student-to-parent

those retarded elementary school messages that students were supposed to have passed onto their parents.
a student-to-parent is so lool, i.e. long out of line, they almost seem archaic
by Sexydimma January 16, 2017
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