PMS (pre match stress)

PMS (pre match stress) is used when going to watch your team play then after ward haveing a big brawl

"i got fukin PMS (pre match stress) lets go ave a few beveys"

by lewis jenkin July 16, 2008

stress

its a california slang term which defines a type of weed that is so shitty it causes "stress". the slang originated from the outskirts of southern californian beaches which was passed along until it reached the main cities. many tourists come to CA looking for bomb ass chronic, or chron, but end up with stress because they don't understand CA slang.

Person A: Dude i bought this bomb ass chronic for a tight ass price from a dude that's in my Bio class dude...
Person B: What the fuck are u talkin' about dude... that shit's haggard as fuck... look at it!
Person A: ur right dude it looks shitty... it's not even furry and fluffy dude.. what should i do dude
Person B: it's ur fault.. dude.. u bought stress u fucking idiot





Tourist: hi im from Canada!
Cali pothead dude: that's chill...
Tourist: u got weed, eh?
Cali pothead dude: maybe..... what u lookin for dude.. i mite got what u need
Tourist: im looking for something that might help my "stress"
Cali pothead dude: so ur looking for stress?
Tourist: ??? yeah yeah wutever dude yeah ???
Cali pothead dude: haha 25 bucks a gram dude
Tourist: wut the fuck this is shitty!!!!!
Cali pothead dude: ur face is haggard

by aznsnoozer3 October 10, 2005

Stressball

Someone who is so stressed out that they want to crawl into the fetal position and cry for their mama.

With all these shinanigans happening I am going to turn into a stressball.

Or She looks like a stressball!

by KelsoMcBeaverEater June 12, 2010

Stress Fuck

A tactic used to release stress and seek out ultimate pleasure. A practice of prograstination in which you do somebody else instead if what is stressing you out.

"I am only on the 5th page of my 15 page paper and it is due tomorrow." "wow that sucks. Do you wanna go stress fuck?"

by dirty whore lovin December 26, 2007

stresspass

To transfer stress or pain to somebody without that person's consent.

"Dude, I know you hate your job, but I don't wanna hear about it anymore. You are totally stresspassing!"

by Jaydotnet April 9, 2007

stress monkey

One who behaves like a panicked monkey when placed under minimal stress.

In retail, there are always times when checkout lines get full. Stress monkeys pull everyone to registers when they have two customers in line and everything else remains undone at the end of the day.

by Dr. Bubba January 24, 2010

Post-dramatic Stress Disorder

A condition in which the victim cannot sleep, has marital issues, anger management problems and other anti-social behaviors caused by being dragged to plays, opera, ballet, and especially modern dance performances.

Ever since she dragged him to the opera, he hasn't been the same. Today, he just lost it over the littlest thing...I think he has Post-dramatic Stress Disorder.

by edddddddddddddddddd December 28, 2008