strongly condemn

A figure of speech, commonly used by political figures, to express discontent over an issue. It is often followed by little to no action to address the matter.
Essentially "we are not happy, but are powerless to do anything about it"

Human Rights Organizations: We strongly condemn acts of human rights violation taking place in China's autonomous regions.
China: We strongly condemn your false accusation and intervention on China's own political matters.

"Help! I can't swim!"
"Strongly condemned."

by eatfoodeveryday September 14, 2021

Strangle-Ass

The physical effects you feel when you consume too much cheese.

I shouldn’t have gotten extra cheese on that pizza for christ sakes, it always gives me strangle-ass.

by Phil Smith Caswell March 17, 2023

plum stranglers

Tight fitting pants that leave little of the male genitals to the imagination.

Dude, that guy has to stop wearing plum stranglers. Everyone can see his gear...

by CounterfeitGod September 3, 2005

Homer strangle

To choke an animal or a human being like Homer Simpson does to Bart. It usually starts with saying, "Why you little,!" and lasts for a bout 3 seconds or more

That kid just gave me a Homer strangle while rough housing

by Sportsguy1991 June 2, 2013

angle strangle

When your scarf is too tight

"Wow, that kid over there's having a real angle strangle.

by Rorynator May 21, 2017

Texas Strangler

A punishment to which if someone does not stop talking where you run your nuts on their forehead then strangle them with your penis

Andrew preformed the Texas strangler on rowen

by Nuke_Vex December 17, 2019

Backseat strangler

When you fart in your car, leave your vehicle for a few minutes and come back to a fart waiting in your car for you.

Dude I busted ass before running in the store to get some blunts, came back to my car only to get choked out by the Backseat Strangler.

by bill77hill May 9, 2021