Noun
1. A piece of bar furniture with one leg coming out of its hole causing a rickety, disorienting, and sometimes dangerous condition. May cause user to subconsciously rock, causing annoyance to himself and others.
2. A soft, uncomfortable bowel movement that frequently follows a night of heavy beer drinking.
1. A piece of bar furniture with one leg coming out of its hole causing a rickety, disorienting, and sometimes dangerous condition. May cause user to subconsciously rock, causing annoyance to himself and others.
2. A soft, uncomfortable bowel movement that frequently follows a night of heavy beer drinking.
I should have known after pounding PBR's all night on that broken-ads bar stool that I'd have loose stool the next day. It couldn't wait to get out of me.
by Chip Z'hoyy June 16, 2014
by itichie_nocanpo September 12, 2006
safari guide: at 4 o' clock we can see a wild stool pigeon, a fine specimen indeed! and there is the father who appears to be shitting out one after the other.
by tardexecutioner April 19, 2011
Meaning to have a shit, derived from the song "Daddy Cool". Usually accompanied by a rendition of the song with altered lyrics.
by Offbeat July 29, 2004
Shurrup you Bar Stool!
by Iameverywhereyetno-whereatall November 10, 2010
When you inject soft poo into your penis hole until your bladder is full, then push it out into your partner's mouth like whipped cream.
by JustClause February 05, 2016
I can't be single and don't wanna deal with the pain of a break-up so I'm gonna find someone to be my step stool.
by Lez-be honest January 11, 2017