slaver

Someone with way too flippin' many MSN contacts, MySpace friends, or numbers in their cell phone. The number is so high that you know they've never actually met (or care about) any of the people whose personal information they possess.

Julie has 5096 friends on her MySpace. What a slaver!

by Alisa Schwarz December 20, 2005

the screen savers

the best show techtv had going for them until faggots at g4 took over. They have taken out the entire original cast and replaced them with complete posers who dont even know technology. But thats ok the now 99% of the show isnt even about technology anymore.

Unless your some faggot fanboy yo would know g4 sux.

by uncle sam December 11, 2004

Russell Stover

The insertion of one's ballsac into a woman's anus, getting the ballsac covered in "chocolate", and slapping it around on her, usually on the face.

-Damn dude I freaked that bitch out. I took my nuts on a little trip to her chocolate factory and Russell Stovered her in the face.

-Awwwwwwh, Karl!!! Nuts in the asshole!! Now why don't you just Russell Stovah all over that ho!!!!!!!!!!

by The Cleveland Steamer October 4, 2005

intellectual slavery

the state of being voluntary bound to intellectual servitude as the mental property of an intellectual slaver; the practice of mentally controling a person or group of people by ones thoughts and deeds; the condition of being solely subject to a socialist influency or groupthink; to purposely maintain a person or group in order to reduce their chances for prosperity and remain dependent on Demcrats;

Columbia University is also known as a plantation of intellectual slavery due to the amount of leftist groupthinkers they maintain on campus.

Demcorats and Black leaders rarely encourage their constituencies to improve themselves; thus they remain in a state of intellectual slavery and dependent on Democrats.

by BoboJones April 29, 2011

Light Saver

Cooler than a light saber.
and TOO cool for Sam.

This light saver shits all over your light saber.

by stomachslut May 20, 2009

Portland flavor saver

This is a gag type of sexual position, that can only be implemented after taking a healthy sized grumpy and short changing effort in wiping. Immediately after you leave the bathroom, get your girl topless and proceed to a reverse titty fucking position. Right before you bust, pull a long stroke back, lean back and grind your anus between her lower lip and chin. It’s this motion that you’ll leave a shit stain down her chin which resembles a flavor saver goatee.

Becky threw cold water into the shower on me last week. So last night I gave that bitch a creamy Portland flavor saver as payback!

by WiscoKid July 22, 2020

screen saver sex

Sexual acts so powerful they cancel the screen saver mode on a computer at least one room over.

Mary: Did you hear us having sex last night?

Tibor: Hear you? You two knocked off the screen saver on my computer!

Mary: Screen saver sex for the win!

by Herbal Klimt April 3, 2011