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Someone with way too flippin' many MSN contacts, MySpace friends, or numbers in their cell phone. The number is so high that you know they've never actually met (or care about) any of the people whose personal information they possess.
Julie has 5096 friends on her MySpace. What a slaver!
slaver by Alisa Schwarz December 20, 2005
Words you can keep
The person that make the substance of slav
'He is the greastest slaver ever'
Slaver by rose-antonia1 May 18, 2009
The use of an offensive word (slave) put in to context and made acceptable by white people. Only usable by white people. It is the "N-word" for white people. Coined by Stephen Colbert.
"All the savers in the house say yeah!" "Slaver please!"

slaver bus

Community Transport mini busses that are used by the mentally handicapped, called so because they slaver on the windows
slaver bus by mr smith March 6, 2005

slaver slap 

When a mongo/retard/spastic/window licker slaps you in the face with its slaverly hands.
"billy(retard), what the fuck are you doin in the house".....billy responds with a*slaver slap*!?
slaver slap by john abdhule October 30, 2008

black slaver 

People of West-Africa, Black Slavers, people of black origin that have enslaved their own kind. Nigerian Africans, Slavers that are black people. New age term: West Africans, People of the colonial time in West-African or people of descendents of Slavers, Black people slavers, are termed Nigers or Niger which is used frequently in the streets as slang offensive coined term for descendents of West African point of the Slave Triangle. Nigerians, descendents who enslaved black people and sold them for bottles of cotton gin, muskets, and other invaluable items during the British colonial rule. These people are termed Nigers, which gained popularity from US history class and the film named 'Django' which refers Stephen as a black slaver or a Niger(s)

there is a difference between a Niger and a black man.
black slaver should pay for reparations.

new slaver 

the new breed of 'plantation owner' and/or business'person' who takes full advantage of those with 'lesser' social status and education in order to keep their business maximizing profits!!

one would THINK by offering a decent wage AND benefits, it would prove to be a more intelligent move as regards to worker performance as well as loyalty, but this is a completely foreign concept to those who pray to the 'church of the greenback', i.e. the 'folding greens'!!
that business won't pay a decent living wage, practically expecting employees to PAY THEM to work there!! (response:) yeah, i know all about it!! i'm super-tired of these new slavers!!

john started his business and appreciated those who helped him build it into something of substance, he was happy to share the profits, made plenty for himself, and had no desire to be a new slaver.

jane hated to go to the vertical plantation everyday, to work for those new slavers
new slaver by michael foolsley September 14, 2013
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