satisfiction

A claim of satisfaction when the reality is complete and utter dissatisfaction.

Your friend: How's the married life treating you?

You: No complaints.

Your friend: Sounds like satisfiction, if you ask me.

You: Hells yeah!

by thentzel September 5, 2007

statisfaction

A feeling of happiness that can only be derived from one's superior status.

In choosing between Yale and the community college, she knew that only Yale would give her family statisfaction.

by jane and judy December 14, 2008

statisfied

Receiving a desired number of status updates on the desired intervals. Usually occurs when the desired status updates/intervals catostrophically reduces efficiency.

Greg is statisfied with full page updates every 90 minutes on our progress. Each update requires 60 minutes of labor.

by awesomestockprice October 21, 2011

RDN (Rectally Derived Statistics)

RDN was voiced by Bill Maher on Real Time (5/21/10). Synonymous with PDN (see PDN - Proctologically Derived Number; previously posted to Urban Dictionary); numbers, statistics, budgets, etc. derived from and consisting solely of voluminous fecal accumulation, frequently embellished with politics.

The Catholic Church's tally of child sexual abuse cases committed by its clergy is a constipated RDN (Rectally Derived Statistics).

by hydrogeo May 22, 2010

Statist

A term created by Ayn Rand. ( one of the only things she did unbiasedly and honestly.) A person who worships or shows unnatural devotion to the state, be it a country or city or literally a state (indirectly or directly it does not matter, consciously or subconsciously both are possible.) An example would be someone who speaks as though the law defines right and wrong, simply "because". To elaborate- believing the law defines right or wrong because it was made by the state is an example. For whatever reason, there are many people like this guilty of these tendencies. Consciously and subconsciously people can act and be statist or show beliefs in statism. Another example could be someone who would follow a order from a state official (meaning government official -and/or someone who works for the state) blindly just "because". For whatever reason, if it's a blind reason like because the state is right or the state is like God "you must obey". If you were to say, do something a cop commanded in fear for your life, that is not statist, but if u were to blindly listen and follow, that is statist.

Guy 1: stealing is always wrong! The law says so!
Guy 2: you sound like a statist. Your devotion is the same as those that would run into a building with bombs on them because they believed some government or religious power or entity told them to.

by WordsofTruth217 December 29, 2014

sadistic

someone who gets sexual pleasure by inflicting pain on others

let my cut you, it turns me on

by muahahahaha October 12, 2003

statriotic

adj. having the characteristics or qualities of a statriot or statriotism; describing someone whose love of their home state will cause them to support or defend its reputation or interests often far beyond reason. (2006-d.f. < marnieism orig. in reference Australian Rules Football fans, state-ree-ot-ik.)

Marnie: How can you barrack for Collingwood!?!

Liz: ...after West Coast, then Essendon...

Jen: Yeah, Brisbane is my second favourite team, after Essendon...

Ryan: I follow all ten Victorian teams, before I follow any interstate teams.

Jen: Really?

Marnie: Yeah, Victorians can be really statriotic when it comes to football...

by Knoxville Girl May 10, 2008