Starbucks

Starbucks is a very successful chain of coffee shops around the world. The first Starbucks was privately owned in Seattle, Washington, America and it was also named after a Moby Dick character 'Starbuck'. Starbucks created the 'Frappuchino' which is blended ice with a choice of most variety of their coffee's.

In my opinion, Starbucks is one of the best tasting coffee in the world and the best quality. Starbucks are located in most areas, like two on a street...or more... which is good because theyre easy to get when in a hurry. Starbucks coffee shops are a nice relaxed environment, great to sit and discuss things and to just have coffee and relax.

People who diss Starbucks and say they have awful coffee, which in fact it is just the persons taste in coffee. Not Starbucks. Starbucks put their time and effort into the coffee they produce to ensure it IS the best they can offer which is the best. These people who dislike them must be used to coffee shops that don't even serve coffee, probarbly just heaps of flavouring and tons of sugar and syrup. Starbucks is real coffee, so nerrr.

Larry and Pete are in a hurry to work and they are looking for a coffee shop.

Pete: We need some coffee, where can we go?
Larry (still half asleep): Huh? Oh I dunno...
Pete: How bout we go to the local diner?
Larry: Nah, thats like over the hill, its too far
Pete: Well where? Quick we need to get to work!
Larry: STARBUCKS!!!
Pete: Where?
Larry: The one on the corner!
Pete: No, hang on theres one right here
Larry: What? The one across the street?
Pete: No. The one HERE

*both walk into Starbucks*

Pete: Yay
Larry: Meh...
Larry: *takes sip from his Venti Frapp*
Larry: YEY!!!!!!!!!!! Oh hey Pete, didn't see you there!
Pete: Okay?
Larry: Mornin, I remember what I was going to do today!
Pete: Good to see you're awake!
Larry: I have my Starbucks, Pete. Of course I'm awake.

*both get to work in time, happy and with their Starbucks to get them through the day*

Starbucks by Starbucksta September 22, 2006

starbucks elbow 

Phenomenon caused most notably by "venti no-whip chai" lattes. This condition causes one's elbow to remain bent as to position said latte at sternum level, presumably to reduce sip time. No known cures exist although an empty cup seems to alleviate some of the symptoms.

Person 1: "Bob Dole has a serious case of starbucks elbow. He can't even put his arm down."

Person2: "Dude, he was shot in World War II"

starbucks elbow by Jimmy Stale January 20, 2009

State Street Starbucks 

A store of the popular Starbucks Coffee chain located on State Street in Boston, Massachusetts near the world famous Faneuil Hall Marketplace. Notorious for some of the poorest service and quality in the company; many customers are also known to be vampires, mutants, or otherwise hideously ugly.

Today I saw a dead ringer for Jabba the Hutt at the State Street Starbucks.

I sucked rusty nail through the straw of the Frappucino they served me at the State Street Starbucks.

"Yo man, I’m thinking of knocking off my girlfriend, shes a real bitch."
"No worries dude, just buy her a Frappuccino at the State Street Starbucks, she choke to deal on the glacial unground ice cubes."

State Street Starbucks by bostonbren October 18, 2006

Starfucks

The intolerable people who frequent Starbucks! Not the normal customer or regular, this pos is over the top!

Barista over headseat: This guy said there is only 12 sugars in his tall coffee and he ordered 13. He wants a complete new batch brewed for the remake and won’t pull forward. God I hate starfucks!

Starfucks by Gunslinger0351 February 3, 2019

Starbucks Pigeon 

A person either male or female (but usually female), who sits for long hours at a time at starbucks.Longer then any cup of coffee should take to be drunk. They dont have a book to read or a computer to use they just sit there and stare at everyone coming in and out of the store and the drivers who drive by.

I really cant give a good example......


if you see three girls at starbucks but they havnt touched their coffee in like 5 mins. then you got yourself a pigeon

Starbucks Pigeon by Qldsboy September 6, 2005

starfucker 

Someone that shallowly idolizes and apologizes for celebrities just because they are celebrities in the hope that they can one day be lifted to their iconic level. They are the Hollywood version of a fanboy.

Paris Hilton got famous by being born with a silver spoon in her mouth. She then gathers "fans" through getting drunk at the most lavish and expensive bars across the world and being caught having sex and idiotic things on tape and those fans support, apologize, and minimize her antics. They truly are starfuckers.

starfucker by R. Kemp February 13, 2008

starbucks

Only the classiest and those with the best tastes can enjoy a cup of Starbucks. It is a very unique taste that gets one hooked instantly. It will drain your wallet but the pleasure of drinking this coffee every day outweighs the expense. I sometimes go to Starbucks to get a cup but I prefer buying it by the pound, ground fresh from the store or directly from Starbucks itself. The smell is euphoric. Inhale the fresh Starbucks beans and you will get high. Thats how amazing the smell is. This is the best coffee ive ever had and it may be bitter but you know what I like it bitter, i like it bold, i like it deep and i like it dark. Sweet too. And it never disapoints me. I dont care for all the exotic names, i just know a good cup of coffee when I taste one and man this hits the spot.

Beware of trying Starbucks, You just may get hooked.
He drives his BMW to Starbucks to get a great tasting cup of coffee.
Number one coffee in the World.

starbucks by Phil Donahuee September 12, 2006