A corporation that makes coffee which they market to young people, scenesters, and anyone who is stupid enough to pay five dollars for a cup of coffee.
In order to be classified as a Starbucks, you must have French words on your menu, along with a description. Your coffee must cost $5.00 and you must be located on every street or a city. You must also play jazz music and be able to sell overpriced CDs. Your customers must also be dumb enough to not know the difference between Dunkin' Donuts, or Starbucks.
In order to be classified as a Starbucks, you must have French words on your menu, along with a description. Your coffee must cost $5.00 and you must be located on every street or a city. You must also play jazz music and be able to sell overpriced CDs. Your customers must also be dumb enough to not know the difference between Dunkin' Donuts, or Starbucks.
Starbucks is an overabundant coffee shop that can be found internationally.
by gardengirl May 09, 2007
Noun. The largest and most diabolical coffee company, renowned for their new popularity, despite the fact that it used to be a privately-owned business. This evil chain is despised by those in Milwaukee with enough sense to buy Alterra coffee (yum) that is naturally brewed in the heart of Milwaukee, without unnatural chemicals. Unfortunately, Starbucks cannot do the smart thing and become a Fair Trade company, because their business ethics can be summed up in one word - "quantity."
by SelfInducedPsychosis July 19, 2005
A place inherited by Dr. Evil.....its plan: to take over the Earth, then Venus, then mars, then uranus.
by mavin June 26, 2006
After the sex the girl totally relaxes all muscles and pisses all the Starbucks coffee she drank all over you and the bed.
I had sex with this girl and after cumming she totally relaxed all muscles in her body and she Starbucked me.
by Stan Kennedy November 07, 2007
by Nebuchadnezzar June 28, 2004
I was in Dallas awhile ago, and i saw a Starbucks. I think "oh hey, no big deal" right? But when I turn around, guess what I see? Another Starbucks! Theres a starbucks across the street from another starbucks! And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the end of the universe.
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by schneiderbird July 18, 2008
by -=Sephiroth=- May 27, 2004