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Squelchmaxxing

Squelching is the act of peeing and gooning (nutting) at the same time; applies to boys and girls
I’m squelchmaxxing so hard right now
by Squelchmaxxing January 18, 2025
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Squelcher

Term for homophobes that are secretly gay
John: ew! Two guys kissing!
Adam: dude, you literally kissed me last night. Stop being a squelcher.
by Francin February 16, 2025
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Squelchmaxxing

When you cover yourself in Vaseline and get in a tightly enclosed space like a tub or a closet with a hardwood floor, coat the surface with glycerin, and proceed to move about as fast as physically possible. A typical squelch session will end with either being ejected from said space, concussing against the borders of said space, or passing out from exhaustion and/or an unforeseen allergic reaction to the glycerin.

Squelching takes place in what's commonly referred to as a squelch laboratory, or in parts of the Midwest, a squelchatorium.

Competitive squelchmaxxing is graded upon longevity of the squelch, as well as the peak and average squelch velocity.
Did you hear that the Lithuanian team has been banned from any further squelchmaxxing in the Summer Olympics due to a controversy involving porpoise growth hormones?

My kid was sent to the principals office for attempting to squelch in the supply closet. When did squelchmaxxing become so taboo? This used to be a country. We will be homeschooling Jimmy from now on.
by Squelchmaxxchamp'87 February 27, 2025
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Squelching

The act of going to your moms funeral and shitting on the casket then smearing the shit on her face.
“Bro someone went and Squelching all over my moms casket”
Sorry dude I was drunk
by The corn cum festival organize September 15, 2025
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squeecho

"Squeecho?"
"Hey bitch, you want a squeecho?"
"who’s next? These squeechos aren’t gonna nasally inhale themselves”
by bleucanadianbeaver July 25, 2006
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squelshing

1.when one is lying on the floor in a sleeping bag in their fat friends house and hears a squelshing noise coming from the bed....
2.one fingering oneself with another person in the room 'unaware' of it....not so unaware
Tanya "OMG I heard squelsh last night"
Tracey "OMG I feel soooo sorry for you" laughs
"So what was the squelshing like?" haha
Tanya "You don't want to know.."
by Tracey2kaiii8 May 23, 2008
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Squeelcheese

Look at the cute squeelcheese swimming around.
by kendratakeiteasy February 15, 2009
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