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Speech class

Possibly the most demoralizing class you'll ever take in high school.
Student1:I hate speech class.

Student2:Yeah I know what you mean. It's possibly the most demoralizing class I'll ever take at high school.

Student1: Just thinking about it makes me depressed.

Student3 who loves speech class: .....(Oh wait, this person doesn't really exist because no one loves speech class)
by EEEEthan May 13, 2007
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Wedding Speech Game

At a function (wedding/formal dinner etc) one person writes a set of predictable words/phrases that could be used in the speech/speeches that are about to be given on a piece of paper, rips the paper up and hands a word/phrase to every person at the table. When such words or phrases are used in the speech, the person with that piece of paper has to drink/down an alcoholic beverage.
This is hilarious if everyone takes part and great for lightening up a dull speech.
Best Man: I'm so glad that you two are going to be so HAPPY together
Person 1: Who's got 'Happy'?
Person 2: Me
Person 1: CONSUME!
*Person 2 drinks*
Person 1: I love the Wedding Speech Game!
by matrixbadger July 27, 2009
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Speechful

Joel: "Hey Stacey, how ya goin? I heard you were without speech the other day."

Stacey: "I'm really good thanks and I got my speech back too. I am now speechful."
by Joelus November 2, 2006
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slurred speech

when one has had a case of vodka ones speach is far from perfect, we say it is slurred
gish ush anover bottle of vod..vod...vod...stuff (slurred speech)
by Donato April 20, 2008
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Wedding Speech

The one chance for those of us who are... relationship impaired... to finally get some attention at a wedding.
Bob: Wow, Ali's really good at wedding speeches.
Sally: I know right! It's a wonder she's never had her own wedding!
by anonymous4070 May 18, 2018
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Hate Speech

A statement or scientific fact you disagree with but that hurts your fee-fees.
"There are only two genders."
Confused Millennial starts autistic screeching: "THAT'S HATE SPEECH!!!!
by Arohk UD April 12, 2018
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shwee

An all purpose word. When used among friends, everyone knows what you're talking about.

Can be used as a verb, noun or noun-modifier.
"Yo lets hit up some game-shwee."

"Yo I just shweed your bitch."

"Shwee my bitch up."

"Yo can I try some of that shwee?"

"Shweeness."

"Turn off those lightshwees."
by my manwich June 11, 2006
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