spudnugget

A funny insult meaning "a stupid, clumsy, or awkward person". Also used endearingly with friends.

Person A trips and falls on his face.

Person B laughs and says, "You're such a spudnugget!"

by Plankcaked77 February 5, 2017

Spunky mess

When a young lady or man ( to be inclusive) has had such a fulfilled sexual time that they are literally drenched in man custard.

Doris had choked down as much of Berts man custard as possible but couldn't take it all. Now she we just a spunky mess.

Pete had shagged her so much that by the end of the night he left her looking like a spunky mess.

by Hagrid Ginger plums August 1, 2017

spurgled

To be sperm burgled. To become intentionally inseminated without the consent or knowledge of the poor bloke involved in the intercourse.

I can't believe that bitch spurgled me, now I'm stuck with this nutter for the next 18...

by Leewrong August 31, 2017

spudbud

Your best bud. Your bud who will do anything with you, from sitting on the couch being a potato to climbing mountains. You never get tired of being with your spudbud.

I love my spudbud.
I wish I could hang out with my spudbud.

by SpudBud37 January 21, 2018

Spurmp

Who you consider to be you're streamer bias.

Person 1: I'd have to say that Danny is my spurmp.
Person 2: are you kidding!? Arin is my spurmp!

by Shadowclone246 September 8, 2018

Spungus

Spungus is a fungal growth caused by gungus. One might describe spungus as 'mushrooms growths' as well. It has led to the popular saying 'Rangle Rangle Spungus'.

Spungus is also seen as a delicacy in some parts and is frequently attributed to being a prime ingredient in the gels that cause the feelings of Tongle.

"If you have Spungus, you may want to see your physician immediately."

"Oh man, Spungus is the best thing about this ointment. It feels great in my nether areas."

by Micolash June 3, 2019

Spurtburger

A sandwich that gushes condiments in a sudden ejacution of Mayo upon face

Hey Alvin, are you enjoying your spurtburger ?

Oh dangnabbit, Monti, this hoagie is a real spurtburger! I feel sullied.

by RandyBob June 12, 2019