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sportin' it fresh

Wearing a baseball hat cocked to one side.
by Chubchub September 24, 2004
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spouting

what many people who have ideas based in hatered do.
george bush is spouting his dribble dick hate filled retoric yet again
by earthlover42 July 10, 2005
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Sporking

The act of "spooning" with the intent of turning into the act of sex. Usually by use of an erection while spooning.
I woke up this morning to my boyfriend sporking me, which of course lead to sex.
by Lord Rader June 3, 2011
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smorting

Flirting out side of the restaurant when you are smoking. Also, numbers of "smortings" will increase after smoking has been forbidden in public places by government.
-"Man, you said you are going to smoke outside, we almost finish with dinner!!, where were you at?"
- "Sorry dude! I was smorting" :)

Or

-"Where did you get acquainted with your wife?"
-"At smorting.."
by hakanustis July 20, 2009
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snorting the camel

Allowing another person to insert his/her big toe into one's vagina during foreplay and/or sex.
Ow! That hurt!
by jeff tang November 21, 2003
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sporking

Having sex in a spooning position.

It's spooning, plus forking.
We were cuddling in bed, but he had morning wood and we totally ended up sporking before work.
by Wachel Bwady February 9, 2009
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Spotting

A very efficient way of smoking, mostly popular in New Zealand, where marijuana is rolled into small balls (or spots) and pressed between 2 hot knives, while the user positions their mouth above and inhales all the smoke. Most people will use a gas stove to heat the knives, but more experienced users may make a portable spotter by attaching the knife to a small blowtorch.
Even a tiny spot will produce a fair bit of smoke, and get you about as high as one cone/bowl/bong hit, and it feels smoother to inhale, so it's a great way of making your weed last longer.
Paul: Yo let's smoke this fucking bud!
Dazza: Shall we roll it into spots?
Paul: Nah bro I have an electric stove, we can't
Dazza: Nah it's algood bro I brought the spotter, for spotting wherever we are!
by oli-darko April 27, 2019
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