Spork bandit

A person who shouldn't be trusted with a knife or fork. Therefore you have to give them a spork

That spork bandit dillon was so drunk last night we had to give him a spork with his chinese takeaway.

by W.p.abbott July 30, 2016

sporking

same as spooning accept where you and the girl are facing each other

dude dave was totally sporking lori all night

by uganda June 17, 2008

Suicidal Spork

A spoon and fork which has been merged by random children for their own entertainment, this toy then gives up, as the child is too much to handle. Toy Story 4 reference

Teenager: Yo my sister brought this spork home and stuck it in my buttocks..
Friend: HAHA looks like its a Suicidal Spork

by BumBro March 24, 2019

Pork on a spork

A policeman on a bicycle.

"Pork on a spork! Everybody stay cool."

by Mondeblue February 23, 2013

Captain Spork

Captain Spork is what you get when you combine Spock and Captain Kirk from Star Trek.

Captain Spork gets his good looks from Spock and Kirk.

by ilovestartrek June 16, 2009

Rusty Spork

Only the deadliest weapon in the history of mankind. Ever. EVER.

Walker: "I'm just about ready to kill God with a rusty spork."

by Gammasite December 28, 2007

bungy spork

An object used to indulge & devour the rectum. Made up of half spoon and half fork for maximum effect.

Wow, That girl was so attractive, and i was finna eat the bungy but i left my bungy spork at home

by BOOMSTICK November 5, 2014