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MIC
stands for Minor in Consumption. a citation given to minors found to be under the influence of alcohol.
"i was walking home from a party last night and a cop gave me an MIC."
by tdm duh February 15, 2007

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MIP
stands for Minor in Possesion. a citation given to minors found to be in possesion of alcohol.
"i was floating the guadalupe on saturday and some cop gave me an MIP."
by tdm duh February 15, 2007

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a feature of facebook that was introduced in fall 2006. the mini-feed posts the ten most recent actions of a user on display in their profile, so everyone knows what that person has been up to. actions include wall posts, status updates, uploading photos, being tagged in a picture, relationship status updates, etc. works in combination with the news-feed for ultimate stalkage.
"did you hear about shelby and chris breaking up?"
"yeah, she didn't tell me, but i read it on her mini-feed."
by tdm duh December 03, 2006

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when a minor has big, black Xs on their hands in the morning, indicating that they went out clubbing the night before.
in particular, when someone shows up for work/class with the exes still on.
"she tried to tell the prof that she didn't have her paper because her laptop got fried, but he knew she was lying when he saw that she was sporting exes."
by tdm duh December 03, 2006

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THE professional business fraternity. AKPsi is a co-ed professional fraternity founded in 1904 at New York University. It is recognized across the nation as the premier developer of ethical business leaders. Known for kick-ass parties and people.
Beats the shit out of Delta Sigma Pi.
"Drink up bitch, this is Alpha Kappa Psi."
by tdm duh December 03, 2006

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a weak and pathetic co-ed business fraternity that pretends to be professional but is actually made up of a bunch of pussies.
Gets the shit beat out of them on a routine basis by the obviously superior Alpha Kappa Psi.
DSP = Dick Sucking Pussies
"That kid is out back throwing up after a beer and a half. He must be in Delta Sigma Pi."
by tdm duh December 03, 2006

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