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big t.. dude what happened in here
woody..i just took a dump.
big t..dude that aint no ordinary dump there
woody..oh,i know. i had the Vladdy Spladdys
big t..damn son how much you drink?!?!?!
woody..bout 3/4 a bottle!!!
woody..i just took a dump.
big t..dude that aint no ordinary dump there
woody..oh,i know. i had the Vladdy Spladdys
big t..damn son how much you drink?!?!?!
woody..bout 3/4 a bottle!!!
by t-star the great* March 19, 2009
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Get the spaff mug.the partaking in sexual intercourse with the opposite sex.
by ElexandAllie May 18, 2003
Get the splack mug.A cult based on superiority thinking, bashing against outsiders, revisionist bullshit and contradictory docitrines. It looks down on all those who disagree with them and pretend they are the best. It hardly brings anything good to others and is forced to use the works of the dirty ashari-quburi-ikhwani-sufi-sururi mubtadi'un to give some meaning to their sect.
The followers of that sect have a low IQ and have no idea at all about classical Islamic history, theology and jurisprudence. Most of them have a black-white mentality and do not know any major figure of the religion they adhere to. They only know bin baz, bin uthaymin, albani and fawzaan. They often think that only they (and a few others) are the only scholars in Islam and withdraw all rights from scholars they do not know. They have hardly any idea what is going on in the Ummah and think by sreaming 'obey the ruler', 'follow the Salaf', 'Do something about your aqeedah', 'this is bid'a', 'You Khariji' all the problems in the Ummah will be solved.
They are also known for being very quick to excommunicate their followers for the slightest difference, but they don't even know what their own scholars believe. Most of them only know their own scholars through half-quoted statements they edited on an App and think so that they all share the same aqeedah and fiqh.
The sect is known for their revisionist nonsense about scholars they try to claim. Their best-known tactic is to say they repented 5 seconds before they died.
The followers of that sect have a low IQ and have no idea at all about classical Islamic history, theology and jurisprudence. Most of them have a black-white mentality and do not know any major figure of the religion they adhere to. They only know bin baz, bin uthaymin, albani and fawzaan. They often think that only they (and a few others) are the only scholars in Islam and withdraw all rights from scholars they do not know. They have hardly any idea what is going on in the Ummah and think by sreaming 'obey the ruler', 'follow the Salaf', 'Do something about your aqeedah', 'this is bid'a', 'You Khariji' all the problems in the Ummah will be solved.
They are also known for being very quick to excommunicate their followers for the slightest difference, but they don't even know what their own scholars believe. Most of them only know their own scholars through half-quoted statements they edited on an App and think so that they all share the same aqeedah and fiqh.
The sect is known for their revisionist nonsense about scholars they try to claim. Their best-known tactic is to say they repented 5 seconds before they died.
Salafism in a nuthsell
Example 1:
Salafi: Ibn Hajar said this, you mubtadi'h
Non-Salafi: Ibn Hajar Al Asqalani is an Ashari
Salafi: *gets cognitive dissonance and says that he repented 2,5 seconds before he died.*
Example 2:
Salafi: You believe in shirk, you Mushrik. Repent or die deobandi mubtadi'h
Non-Salafi: Scholar xyz believed in that too
Salafi: We do not take from the People of Bid'ah
Example 3:
Salafi: Scholar xyz said this. Accept it.
Non-salafi: He did not said that. *Brings proof that he didnt said that*
Salafi: *Ignores or does Tabdee and 1 month later he use the same refuted arguments*
Example 4
Salafi: Bin Baz and Bin Uthaymin said this. Who are you to be against this?!
Non-Salafi: Imam Mullah Ali-Qari, Imam Qadi Iyaad, Imam Shattibi, Imam Ahmad Zarruq, Imam ibn Ashir and many others said this
Salafi: Who are they?? Mubtadi'ah??
Example 1:
Salafi: Ibn Hajar said this, you mubtadi'h
Non-Salafi: Ibn Hajar Al Asqalani is an Ashari
Salafi: *gets cognitive dissonance and says that he repented 2,5 seconds before he died.*
Example 2:
Salafi: You believe in shirk, you Mushrik. Repent or die deobandi mubtadi'h
Non-Salafi: Scholar xyz believed in that too
Salafi: We do not take from the People of Bid'ah
Example 3:
Salafi: Scholar xyz said this. Accept it.
Non-salafi: He did not said that. *Brings proof that he didnt said that*
Salafi: *Ignores or does Tabdee and 1 month later he use the same refuted arguments*
Example 4
Salafi: Bin Baz and Bin Uthaymin said this. Who are you to be against this?!
Non-Salafi: Imam Mullah Ali-Qari, Imam Qadi Iyaad, Imam Shattibi, Imam Ahmad Zarruq, Imam ibn Ashir and many others said this
Salafi: Who are they?? Mubtadi'ah??
by Hizbi_exposer March 12, 2021
Get the Salafism mug.A word used by townies or a chav(s).
It is a greeting and a word not to be taken and used when joking around. It is serious. When used near some townies You can be beat up. I find you can also be beat up if you call them gay ass twasms.
The hand action for spafe is that like of safe but said differently.
It is a greeting and a word not to be taken and used when joking around. It is serious. When used near some townies You can be beat up. I find you can also be beat up if you call them gay ass twasms.
The hand action for spafe is that like of safe but said differently.
by Willywillywonkerspafeman192 I LIVE IN SPAFE February 21, 2005
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