Dirty Spatula

When you blow your load into a "special friends" hand and then take their hand and slap their face with it.

DUDE she gave me the handback last night so I had to finish her off with the dirty spatula

by Space Monkey 4 life September 8, 2015

sexual spatula

a person who is able to (at least temporarily) change another person's sexual preference; a person capable of "turning" another person

Jenn saw a hot guy at the gay club and desperately wanted to be his sexual spatula.

by Brad C. February 4, 2004

Spatter

To spray ones toilet bowl with diarea, sometimes incurring splash back onto cheeks of ass

Dam someone just sprayed spatter all over the bowl

by bird_man11 June 27, 2005

spatalian

Spanish and Italian in blended speech and/or written word. Common among non-native speakers of the latter or the former who've recently transitioned from one language to the other.

"Yeah, Sara was telling me she "habla molto bien la'taliano"..and I told her she sucks and needs to quit with the spatalian."

by Daphne's_Ankle August 12, 2006

spatial

An adjective which can describe the condition of being 'in space' mentally, out of it.

He has been acting rather spatial lately, not quite his normal self.

by Broc M. August 4, 2006

spatially challenged

A phrase to call someone fat.

To be so large that you have trouble finding space to fit into.

Darren: Yo dawg, do you think Nicole can fit in that mutha fucka?

Hari: You bring up a capital point Darren, we all know that she is spatially challenged, she may indeed find it difficult to fit in that bus.

by iccthedral October 17, 2008

spatula

A cool sounding word.

Im cool like a spatula

by Anonymous April 4, 2003