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spatial genius 

A disparaging nickname, applied as a joke, to someone who doesn’t know their ass from a hole in the ground.
Yup, throughout my incredible life I’ve been widely recognized for my astounding feats as a spatial genius.
spatial genius by Dr Bunnygirl April 10, 2021

Spatial Profiling

Airlines continually struggle with the idea of charging overweight passengers extra for their fare - it seems logical but then it is very difficult to implement.

"Spatial Profiling" is when airlines or for that matter any other industry, company, entity, individual discriminates someone on the basis of their weight.
The obese passenger was a victim of "spatial profiling" when she had to buy an extra ticket because of her weight.
Spatial Profiling by IPod Pilgrim January 21, 2010

Spatial AI

"Spatial AI is what allows robots or computers to perceive the world as a human can - what objects or features are - and where they are in the physical world." - as defined by Luxonis on their documentation page.
Our university team has used a Spatial AI camera to create a follow-me robot.
With the power of Spatial AI, John's autonomous RC car was able to navigate the race track perfectly.
Spatial AI by robotmaster1337 February 11, 2022

spatial logic 

Logic for people who don't like logic. Kind of like computer logic, only more stupid stuff that no one uses.
spatial logic by C. Frey July 12, 2006

[spatial] [dyslexia] 

a condition often attributed to but not always caused by lack of sleep, in which the sufferer misplaces objects by substituting one item with another unconsciously, due to a short attention span and/or attempting too many tasks at once, resulting in confusion, consternation and at times deprivation until the item is found.
Throwing the full packet of cigarettes into the trash instead of the empty lighter you were intending to discard is a good example of spatial dyslexia.

spatial moron 

Someone that does not notice the space he/she takes in a crowded area.
"That guy walks around with his 4-feet long umbrella, waving it like a sword. He's a real spatial moron."

"Look at the spatial moron, who just stopped right at the bottom of a mechanical stairway to unfold the handle from his attache-case. Everyone behing him is piling up!"
spatial moron by cbfaucher October 13, 2011