swagger mack

when you're wasted and it's working for the ladies; you can't walk but you're pullin' ass; when you land a piece of ass that you're too drunk for

This is an emergent phenomenon which occurs when both parties are drunken to the point of impairment. Inhibitions are all dissolved. All rational mental functioning is absent.

Damn he's drunk as hell. How'd that drunk motherfucker get that hot chick. All his friends are like, How'd he do it? He's holding onto beams in the bar to stand up and the ladies are feelin' it. John's got that swagger mack.

Melissa attacked me on the porch, busted my knee up. I didn't how I got hurt until they told me.

by White Guerrilla July 12, 2012

swagger night

Having the ultimate fun time or night.

Lets have a swagger night.

by Bucky Larson658588788 December 13, 2013

swaggerlistic

Someone who is really cool and awesome; an overachiever.

She has that swaggerlistic style, like a boss

by TheRichster_2208 March 30, 2017

spaggett

A substance which you should never fucking touch in any circumstances. d

Tom: *touches spaggett*
Jim: *Obliterates tom with a fucking lazer coming out of his penis*

by Nibber Fabbot May 13, 2018

the swagger dance

(noun) This phrase is a combination of the words swagger and dance. Swagger refers to one's comfortability aka confidence, pride, etc., with oneself, meanwhile dance is just a form of self expression through movement. Therefore the person that does the swagger dance exhibits swagger and the ability to simultaneously dance thus meaning that this person is dancing in a cool manner. The person doing the swagger dance is usually in other environments a reserved individual.

"Look at my gym coach over there dancing!"
"Oh my god, I can't believe it! He's doing the swagger dance!"

by kiaracita August 29, 2012

pig shagger

Someone who has sex with a pig

David Cameron is a pig shagger

by Darmtoerist November 30, 2016

heartbreaking work of staggering power

1. n. A book or movie, often part of a school curriculum, that is renowned for its symbolism, examination of underlying themes, and emotional impact on the consumer. Consequently, exposure to the material often sends the consumer into a crying jag, using their vice of choice as a source of comfort and avoiding human contact until their deep depression passes.
2. n. A book or movie that leaves the consumer questioning the meaning of life and finding it devoid of all warmth and happiness.

"Have you read 'The Yellow Wallpaper?'"
"Why, yes. I found it to be a heartbreaking work of staggering power."
"...This is going to depress the hell out of me, isn't it?"
"Oh, yeah."

by The Library Fairy August 29, 2012