somersault factory

Someone who's just a little on the schizo side of life

Devlin at work's a proper nut case, he belongs in a somersault factory

by bezzr77 September 11, 2007

soiyer

A supercilious fairy who enjoys spending time making thrones out of raw meat. Her magical powers include, but are not limited to, conjuring a cheeseball out of thin air, waterbending (specifically in and out of one's vagina), can transform any object into a fuzzy peach, and splitting souls. Be warned, they devour souls if you get on their bad side. Puts the cream in cremation. You will ne able to identify a Soiyer by the sudden uncontrollable urge to sing (especially the song "Elephant eating a stick"), her blonde hair, long torso, and impeccable fashion sense. Soiyers are very smart, and can use that advantage agaist you. If a Soiyer is fond of you then you are one lucky person.

"Yo dude, I'm pretty sure that girl over there is a Soiyer"
"Yeah dude, that girl is a goddess"

"Soiyer likes to talk about her designated pooping time"

by deadbarbie June 4, 2018

Dirty Sommer

A "Dirty Sommer" is when you're fucking a girl anal, and she lets you go ass to mouth and face fuck her until her nose bleeds!!

Man, last night was insane!!!
I went home with this girl I met at the bar and I gave her a Dirty Sommer.....
I thought her nose was never going to stop bleeding!!

by Gandalf The Wise August 27, 2020

soomer

A socialist boomer

Hey look at Larry what a total soomer

by kurtcocaine_ April 2, 2020

slimer

When you're done banging a chick, and you busted your nut inside her, and instead of just shutting up and leaving you alone, she opens her legs and wipes her dripping vagina on your thigh. Truly the worst sensation of all time.

I knew that broad was supposed to be filthy in bed, but I had no idea she was going to pull a slimer.

May also be used as a verb, i.e. "She slimed me."

by Jimmy December 17, 2003

Slimer

A person with multiple chins and no visible neck, resembling "Slimer", the little green ghost from "Ghostbusters", the movie.

Rita McNeil is a total Slimer!!

by Guntor June 5, 2009

Ian Somerhalder

Ian Somerhalder is one of the hottest male actors and models ever in many people's opinion. He is mostly known for acting in Vampire Diaries, V Wars, and Lost. He is married to Nikki Reed and has a daughter named Bodhi.

"Whats Damon Salvatore's real name?"
"Oh, that's Ian Somerhalder!"

by gamertvd May 14, 2020