smikking

when a dyslexic person tries to skim over some text.

"this nibba smikked over some text" instead of "this nibba skimmed over some text"
"can't believe he's smikking over that text so fast"

by chihuehue October 24, 2018

Shmirk

A mischievous grin that often times includes squinting of the eyes. A Shmirk is a better way of saying Smirk because Shhh-mirk obviously sounds better.

Wow! Lee just shmiled at me. Nah, man. That was definitely a shmirk.

by Shmirky October 1, 2019

shirk jerk

A way of neck-fucking someone by having them shrug their shoulder whilst you slide your dick in the space between the shoulder and side of head.

For when you get a kink in your neck.

Alexis Texas, if it doesn’t feel good, why would you still want to shirk jerk me?

by yabig March 2, 2020

Smickywoodle

When you take a shit in your gay son’s mouth and he proceeds to piss in your ass crack. Afterwards, he places a funnel in your ass and downs it like a king.

I had the best sex ever. I got a smickywoodle.

by Prirndurbebd April 7, 2022

smilkies

Excessively large, and usually sloppy, tities. Although traditionally white in color, "Smilkies" can come in all flavors (e.g. Chocolate smilkies)

Hey, check out those smilkies on Lindsay Lohan

by Lindsay Lohan November 3, 2004

shirk

to skip a lesson

did you shirk a lesson?

by Anonymous October 6, 2003

Smink

To Smile & Wink At The Same Time.

To Smile & Wink At The Same Time, To Smink At Someone.

by Danielle Hughes February 26, 2009