(v.) to roll one's eyes whilst concurrently simulating (male) masturbation , used whenever one encounters absolute douche-baggery or ridiculous-ness.
"I was TOTALLY pulling a smirk-and-jerk as my ex was telling me over the phone how he didn't miss me at all when my phone's missed call log proved otherwise."
by belleofthebaltimore September 27, 2006
Rachel is such a smirk jerk! She always gives me that same smug look every time I screw something up.
by zeus64 March 27, 2011