Selfish Walrus

The act of being a selfish person, as compared to a walrus that happens to be selfish.

Damn you Willy, share your juice, damn selfish walrus.

by Coolstorybro6969699696 November 4, 2011

Selfishy

an image of oneself taken by oneself using a digital camera while displaying an aquatic creature caught by oneself: especially used for boasting purposes on social networks

My son sent me a selfishy of himself holding the first bass he ever caught.

by annieschnitz May 3, 2014

smallbish

A tiny bitch that mouths off for no reason then will suck your dick if you grab her by the back of her head

“Hey was that smallbish over today?”

by 84769823vgt January 7, 2018

Smellcist

a person who shows or feels discrimination or prejudice against a particularly pungent body odor

The lady shows a smellcist behavior towards the pungent aroma of the meal served during lunch.

by randomjoon February 8, 2018

selfish music

When you play music at a very low volume so that you are the only one who can hear it.

"It's so quiet in the office! Are you listening to selfish music again?"

"Yep."

"Well, I don't want to work in silence. I'll turn on some of my own, too!"

by pricklypear2018 October 12, 2018

selfish being

people who write their own name in Urban Dictionary and make themselves sound awesome

Jordy wrote himself as awesome in Urban Dictionary.
what a selfish being

by Zyrerin November 19, 2018

Selfish-Instagraming

When your friend/girlfriend/boyfriend edits an Instagram picture to make themselves look good and doesn’t care how the second person in the picture looks.

“Brittany, I look terrible in your Instagram picture and you look great? That’s such

selfish-instagraming?”

by Tompikapp January 28, 2019