smorting

Flirting out side of the restaurant when you are smoking. Also, numbers of "smortings" will increase after smoking has been forbidden in public places by government.

-"Man, you said you are going to smoke outside, we almost finish with dinner!!, where were you at?"
- "Sorry dude! I was smorting" :)

Or

-"Where did you get acquainted with your wife?"
-"At smorting.."

by hakanustis July 20, 2009

smarticiousness

N. The amount of smarts one has, brain power, smarts, being smart, I think you get it

I'm gonna get on a game show and show of my smarticiousness.

by Sean January 28, 2004

smarties

A unit of measurement used to describe the length of a woman's nipples by way of comparison to how many 'smarties' candies you would need to stack to equal the nipple length.

"The girl in the pink bikini is showing three smarties"

by Roger DeCoster September 26, 2005

Smarties

When a ladies nipples are erect under her shirt and it looks as though she has placed 2 smarties under it.

"hey! Looks like your smuggling some smarties!"
"mmm smarties"
"I'm not surprized you have smarties, it is a cold day"

by *Francis* June 15, 2007

smaretin

A colloquial term and progression from the more common 'nightmare'.

Eg

I lost £500 quid in Vegas last night and had an absolute Smaretin!

by Dave Matthews (Selleck, Squeak) September 16, 2004

sharting spider

A sharting spider is a particularly heinous sub-specie of the "Barking Spider" in that it's defense method is not just a warning signal and fowl smell, but also warns potential pretadors with a deposit of substance known by naturalists as 'beware brown'. They are particularly fond of burroing in 'tighty whiteys'.

subject 1: (Notices subject 2's dirty underwear on the floor) "Woah! Either you never learned to wipe your ass or you were born without a sphincter!"

Subject 2: "What?....No...I'm dealing with an infestation of Sharting Spiders. That wasn't me!"

by Prince of dorkness June 21, 2010

Smartie Snorter Syndrome

Also called the "Triple S" Smartie Snorter Syndrome are side affects exspirenced after snorting a whole smartie. Side Effects include mainly: Dizziness and a itchy nose.

"dude I just snorted a whole pack of smarties. Im gonna be on the Triple S soon"

"Yea man im gonna have Smartie Snorter Syndrome"

by ZAGonZIG January 7, 2013