skitzophrenic cat

Someone who is abnormally weird and talks to themselves

Ben Taylor is a skitzophrenic cat.

by LucasHeyes November 28, 2023

shitzored

When playing a online game your almost getting destroyed by the other opponent.

Opponent: "Your about to die!"
You : "Shitzored"

by Alexander Miranda February 23, 2005

skizoinka

the ultimate lowdown dirty meatflapped hoof; the top of the totem pole of skankism

After ten shots of Old Crow even the local SKIZOINKAS were lookin good

by HUGH HEFNER JR January 18, 2007

scitzopsycosis

I very serious mental illness. Usually the person with the illness will see walls having conversations with each other. There is no cure.

Anyone with the illness must commit suicide emediately.

I just found out i have scitzopsycosis, i better take a whole bottle of sleeping pills, and fall asleep in the bathtub.

by Dr. James Fitzgerald August 20, 2008

skitz'd

fucked or retarded

oh man you're skitz'd

by goofynewfietjwg555 April 16, 2009

skizot

Cock Mongler

No One Mongles Cocks Like Skizot

by PleXXX July 3, 2009

spitzophrenic

spitzophrenic describes is a psychotic disorder (or a group of disorders) marked by severe propensity to listen to oneself speak (usually about issues irrelevant to the topic at hand).

It became apparent MJ was spitzophrenic after the 3rd hour of her meaningless babble.

Tito began to hear nothing but "blah, blah, blah, blah" once the depth of her spitzophrenia became apparent.

The family wondered if the "duct tape" method should be implemented once her spitzophrenic nature rared its ugly head.

by Factor3 July 24, 2009