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eat me sideways

ron, i just heard mike was eating joe sideways
mike, joe, eat me sideways
by billyjoewinkle January 11, 2009
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Sideways

The act, or art of getting sideways, also commonly reffered to as "getting beyond horizontal", is an extreme case of intoxication where one is incapable of standing upright in a vertical manner, thus the only other option being "horizontal" or "sideways". The level of sidewayness achieved by an idivudual is measured in degrees, 210 degrees being very sideways. In this state one is subject to numerous physical mishaps but also reaches and experiences the metal state of Euphoria.
Aw man I got so sideways last night, I took a shit in my bathtub.
by jdillybang June 18, 2011
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Fuck me sideways

Another quote from Blade Trinity by Hannibal (Ryan Reynolds)
by mhcrose August 27, 2006
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sideways piss

When a guy pisses on the side of the toilit just above the water. Usally done when they are drunk or want to be quite.
Dude, I took a sideways piss last night but it ended up everywhere.
by sumdudeu4got December 8, 2009
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Sideways for pleasure, straight for results

A way of easily finding your friend in a crowd by simply yelling to your hommie starting this phrase and having your bro complete the phrase. This can be used as a greeting, goodbye, or just a leisurely shout out when in a crowd.
Hey Jake!
Hey Alfonso, remember man, sideways for pleasure, straight for results! See ya later.
by The Big Thicc August 11, 2019
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sideways salamander

When your partner is naked, getting ready to get in the shower and you ask her to pick something up off the ground...then you stick it in her ass and pin her against the wall.
Hey Chris...did you hear Charlie beat Curts ass because he slipped her the ole Sideways Salamander?
by LegendaryCurt December 20, 2019
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sideways shit

when someone with bad diahhrea blows mud all across the floor,carpet,patio,etc>
dude took a sideways shit all across my bathroom floor!
by booferama November 29, 2007
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