smoling

some bullshit pat my nuts made up.

car is smoling ....running real smooth...nice launch.....

by your nigga rubberneck April 24, 2005

smolianski

A super sexy last name for awsome people and those who dont have that last name are dick heads

B a sex possition envolving a cat a screw driver and jack hammer

I smolianski'd your mom last night.

by leiby baby January 10, 2014

simonize

1. pwn in a street race
2. Wax
3. Turn and burn
4. what happens to glenn's car when he races a minivan

WOOOO! VR4 Baby! We waxed em!
Simonize that shiat! Who's your father?

by SMONEY March 16, 2004

Love's simpliest rules.

Rule 1. Don't wear your heart on your sleeve.

Rule 2. Make guidelines
Rule 3. Don't be afraid to run away.
Rule 4. Don't be clingy.
Rule 5. When he is in the wrong, never forgive easily.
Rule 6. Make him work for all it's worth.
Rule 7. If found unfaithful, let go of the bastard.
Rule 8. First 7 days of greasing, is crucial.
Rule 9. Friends come first.
Rule 10. Love cautiously, always ready for heartbreak.

girl loves boy but doesnt know the Love's simpliest rules.

by Tayyyyla November 11, 2011

smoli

a whiney jewish girl

"Stop being a smoli ryan"

by aln6176378912608759764 April 23, 2008

simplist

Doing it the easiest way possible, keep it simple Stupid KISS METHOD. No unnecessary steps to be taken i.e., gift cards instead of looking for the perfect gift that’s not perfection or perfect let them pick it out. Eliminate stress from your life due to unnecessary decisions, issues, concerns.

Simplist : I buy gift cards to make it easy for me

by Bunt Jones December 24, 2019

Simpling

A bro who simping on another bro

Dude your such simpling!

by The Simplord April 18, 2020