suitexting

The act of claiming or threatening suicidal intent via text message, more often for dramatic effect and response versus actual intent.

Tiffany has been suitexting me all week and I'm sick and tired of it

by CrisisGuy190 April 12, 2009

sheating

The process of eating while taking a dump.

Hold on bro I gotta go she at real quick.

I was totally sheating when he/she called earlier.

by Joeyblanko May 16, 2014

sheating

Shitting and eating at the same time so your feces infinitely come out

“Yesterday I clogged my toilet because I was sheating!”

by penisgamingvlogs May 31, 2019

Sexting in the chat

When two people are flirting with each other while in a group, usually in a distracting or annoying way

Katy and Victor were flirting during our bio lab again. I told them to stop sexting in the chat.

by Simon Fletcher January 19, 2020

Shaxting

A portmanteau of “Shatner” and “texting”: When you send or receive a long text message to or from someone in multiple small messages instead of one long one, thereby blowing up your phone. Essentially they are texting you the same way William Shatner speaks, a few words with breaks in between:

“Mr........Spock, I.......can’t....go on with this.......charade any longer! Scotty, I.......need full power now! Sulu.....go to maximum warp, we’re going to......intercept the Klingons and.......rescue Uhura!”

*phone buzzing repeatedly* Jesus f**king Murphy, Brian is shaxting the sh*t out of me!

by Sproo March 2, 2021

sexting

it isn’t sex, it’s the next best thing

sexting (whoa)
it isn’t sex, it’s the next best thing

by charlieissoswag June 20, 2021

sexting

it isnt sex, its the next best thing

“yo wanna try sexting?”
“sure”

by deezknots July 21, 2021