spangler

A bitch ass faggot

That kid is such a spangler

by zac.gar January 30, 2015

cock spangler

an individual who frequently masturbates.

ever since joe couldnt find any little kids to fuck up the ass, hes become a real cock spangler.

by phjls83 July 31, 2003

Star Spangled Banner

The national anthem of Christina Agulera, which she cannot sing. Why? She forgot a whole line at THE SUPER BOWL! LOLOL.

I don't know what was worse: Forgetting your own country's national anthem, or Justin Bieber running into a revolving door.

See Star Spangled Banner fail for more

by Bieber Blows March 14, 2011

Scar Spangled Banner

Anthem for a wounded nation.

Imagining the empty stadium, the canceled opening game, he heard the Scar Spangled Banner, sung in a silent voice.

by Monkey's Dad March 25, 2020

shpongle

The fluid that comes out of your dick when you take a piss right after jizzing. A mixture of piss and cum.

I pulled out of my girl and went to send a stream into the bowl and this weird lookin shpongle came out.

by Falken January 16, 2003

Spangle

To be delighted that justice has finally been done. Against unsuperable odds, the underdog triumphs against the machine. He is SPANGLED!

I am spangled that I have overcome the tyrany of the Wart.

by Peter Ashley October 26, 2006

bot spangler

A gentleman's gentleman *ahem*

OMG he's a bot spangler

by NastyPolarBear April 25, 2003