by Your Mom Is A Shelf March 1, 2020
Get the Your mom is a shelf mug.1. A short girl's subtle way of saying tall guys turn her on.
2. Sexually, helping a short girl reach climax.
3. Sexually, helping a girl reach climax while holding onto the "top shelf" (her rack) while eating her out.
2. Sexually, helping a short girl reach climax.
3. Sexually, helping a girl reach climax while holding onto the "top shelf" (her rack) while eating her out.
Red-"She said she needed help reaching the top shelf in her bio."
Blue-"Good thing you're like 6 feet tall then."
Blue-"Good thing you're like 6 feet tall then."
by Borazon March 14, 2022
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When a man's dick is so small and feeble that it perches on his ball-sack acting as a shelf. Consequently, his piss runs down his balls before it reaches the toilet.
I dated this one girl for three months until she pulled down my pants and saw my shelf dick.
"Excuse me nurse..I do not know how to apply this catheter there are no instructions for if you have a shelf dick."
Bob: "Hey Ricky why do you sit down when you piss and it sounds like a leaky pipe?"
Ricky: "I was born with a shelf dick. If I stand up I will just piss all over myself."
"Excuse me nurse..I do not know how to apply this catheter there are no instructions for if you have a shelf dick."
Bob: "Hey Ricky why do you sit down when you piss and it sounds like a leaky pipe?"
Ricky: "I was born with a shelf dick. If I stand up I will just piss all over myself."
by 352 Boys April 23, 2011
Get the Shelf Dick mug.Usually but not exclusively a poor or working class white male that has severe anger issues. They usually target women of color(particularly black women)feeding off of their insecurities and gullibility.
They can be vehemently racist, extremely violent and destructive. They know that being White alone can be enough to get by in Urban areas and take full advantage of it.
They can be vehemently racist, extremely violent and destructive. They know that being White alone can be enough to get by in Urban areas and take full advantage of it.
Person 1 - Yo you heard about Keyshia new boyfriend
Person 2 - Yeah I heard he just got out of jail due to child porn charges
Person 1 - Welp, he just went back because he just killed her
Person 2 - Oh damn....Typical Bottom Shelf Brad
Person 2 - Yeah I heard he just got out of jail due to child porn charges
Person 1 - Welp, he just went back because he just killed her
Person 2 - Oh damn....Typical Bottom Shelf Brad
by Ant0091 December 31, 2020
Get the Bottom Shelf Brad mug.Shola Ameobi Walk is a short dance made famous by the main character on hit TV show Turan's Happy Hour. It involves walking backwards and forwards in the style of Newcastle centre forward Shola Ameobi, hence the name.
by Nick Cartwright October 18, 2007
Get the Shola Ameobi Walk mug.Kristen: dayum have u seen the new band director?!?
Sally: no I haven’t! but I know his wife!
Kristen: he’s definitely a shilf
Sally: no I haven’t! but I know his wife!
Kristen: he’s definitely a shilf
by harryswifey69 March 10, 2021
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