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Shmat

You wanna go shmat this new weed I got?
by Ben Burton February 28, 2009
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schmate

Man thats some bull schmate
fuck u schmate head
u smell like some nasty schmate
by Funny Guy September 7, 2003
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shmite

this word is the a combination of she might. it means that there is a possibility that she (a girl) is going to do something. in essence, she might do something. lets all hope she does it.
i heard shmite get laid by me tonight.
shmite like me back, shmite not. that is the question
by Jsieg February 5, 2008
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shmace

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by amdnnfmsf September 30, 2019
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shmae

A word used for when something is bad. For example loosing 400 pounds on one spin of roulette

shit
bollocks
Donald :"400 pound, red"

Dealer:"13 black."

Donald: "Oh Shmae"
by mark December 9, 2004
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Shmattering

a variety/combination of sexual activities besides intercourse
"So what happened last night?"
"Ohh just a little bit of shmattering"

"Did you have a good time last night?"
"Let's just say he offered me a shmatter platter"

"What are you doing tonight?"
"It's Shmatterday, what do you think I'm doing?"
by Kate&Aimee September 22, 2009
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Shatelle

Definition 1. The feminine past tense of shit. (often accompanied with the suffix -ed)
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Definition 2. The description of a girly fecal matter.
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Definition 1 Example 1. "Oh my god! That girl total shatelled herself in yesterday in fourth period."

Definition 1 Example 2. "I tried to cough but instead I shatelled.
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Definition 2 Example 1. "I drank a bottle of 'Chanel #5' and ate some pink truffles and dropped the cutest little shatelle in the toilet, hehe"
by Norp Phinep November 4, 2011
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