Dick sharpener

another name for the female's vagina

jon loves his new dick sharpener

by Duh'nae December 16, 2007

sharpen your spear

To jack off or fuck.

Are you going to sharpen your spear?

by Deep blue 2012 September 3, 2009

Sharpening The Blade

The process of hitting on a girl you'd like to fuck, but can't because you have a girlfriend. This technique allows you to stay sharp when said relationship is terminated.

Guy 1: Hey bro, I saw you going to lunch with that girl from accounting. You gonna smash that?

Guy 2: Nah, just Sharpening The Blade cause I won't cheat on my girlfriend.

Guy 1: You're a faggot.

Guy 2: I know.

by Tasty Gooch May 7, 2015

Sharpest

a. A Complete Moron
b. Someone with large bowl movements that everybody hears.
c. Douchebag

"Dammit, that sharpest over there making this day a dam nightmare"

by Lays Potato Chips September 11, 2005

Sharpstone Grinder

Herb grinder that is made from cheaper materials, but retains sharp teeth and modest brushed metal appearance.

Bill:I got this new sharpstone grinder now I can grind up all my herbs!
Ted:Lets roll it up!!

by jamullah February 20, 2010

Sharlette

A down right ranga, usually mistaken for a Weasley

“I don’t need to ask your name, red hair and hand me down robes, you must be Sharlette.”

by rose_lover16 January 29, 2019

sharpen your crayon

(1.) To masturbate into the back of your 60-pack crayola crayon box.

I'm going to sharpen your crayon...ONE HANDED!

by CLAIREDEANDESIREE August 15, 2007