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poo share

To have two people pull down their pants, put their bums together and repeatedly poo in each others bum.
Sally: I wanna do a poo in your ass then have you poo it back into mine
Joe: Oh so you wanna poo share
by Auldy March 12, 2008
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Share blip

Hitting the 'share with social network' button when you meant to hit something completely different.
I was just zooming in to see the hideous floral embroidery on a pair of over sized granny knickers and wondering who on earth would buy such an item, when I accidently made a hideous share blip.
by kerfoofle April 8, 2011
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sip and share

instructions for making the last can of beer last as long as possible at the end of a party. (note: host must continually remind guests to 'sip and share' until the can is empty)
"is there any more beer?"
"nope. this is the last one. we gotta sip and share it"
by cowellisms February 21, 2013
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share chapstick

A phrase used to imply one's desire to touch lips with another persons' lips.
Mario looked at Dirty Di's lips longingly and asked, "So... uh, you wanna share chapstick or what?"
by Møtørbøatër July 5, 2015
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share and compare

When you and one or more friends, whip out your dicks and share and compare them with each other.
The party was crazy. Me, Zach, jake, Michael, and Will played share and compare.
by Guacamolenibbapenis April 27, 2019
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Share the kebab

When you're fucking someone and the dog tries to get his muzzle between you both and wrap his tongue around anything that's moving
"I was trying to fuck Theresa last night but she wanted to share the kebab with her dog and frankly the whole night was a disaster"
by ptanuki June 9, 2017
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Share Bear

Someone who gives away everything, lives in a box, and then 5 minutes later doesn't even live in that box anymore. The opposite of a hoarder.
Mommy, look at that poor guy! He wants to share something with me! I want to be just like him!
No no no Sally, that's a Share Bear. Don't be a Share Bear.
by NobodyLikesKylesMom July 5, 2017
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