Sharon Stoned Hair

Such disheveled, voluminous, though short if not cropped, hair, especially blonde, that causes onlookers to assume at first glance the wearer is insane, or at least so independent and confident that their wild hair might, indeed, be intentional, and too daring for the onlooker to even attempt donning him or herself. Also, what one's hair tends to look like when one had little to no time to do it before leaving the house. Or, wild, short, blonde hair rocked by a sexual siren going in for the kill, when 'No.' is not an acceptable answer.

1. "Yeah, I've got the Sharon Stoned Hair today. Don't fuck with me."

by PicklePuss November 15, 2013

REI Sharon

An older middle aged woman with the name Sharon. She often wears lots of REI items, especially while hiking and other outdoor activities. She often has a cheery attitude and switches to being a bitch at the drop of a hat.

"WOW! Your mom is SUCH an REI Sharon!"

by The Child Of REI Sharon May 4, 2018

Sharon

The woman you wished you knew
The lady you think of every day
Heart breakingly beautiful

Does she realise how sorted and together she really is? I hope so.
Her style , her wit , her empathy.
If I could know one person in this world it would be you Sharon.
I hope happiness and love find you always.

Sharon should be listened to and understood. If you don't then more fool you.

by Itonlyeverrainswhenitpours April 11, 2025

Sharon

A term used to describe someone who places blame for their own inability to follow simple directions.

Similar to a Karen

Thanks Marie Callender’s you ruined Thanksgiving dessert! Sharon

by ShannaRae December 1, 2021

sharone

The best girl!

No example needed. You know it When you see a Sharone.

by Danny klinkt als een neger July 20, 2018

Sharon

Sharon is a goofy - ahh idiot that has a bad temper. When angry, she often throws stuff at people.

Sharon is a complete butt hole

by zippyvulture159 July 10, 2023

Sharone

One of the best friends you could ever meet. Sometimes quiet and patient but when she's around a group shes wild and fun. She is always there to listen to you and give you a hug if you need one. She is willing to try anything and is very glutton. She can talk for hours or just have no idea what's going on. She is an overall great person to be around.
But she also short tamper as her height

#cute #smile #glutton #Sharone

by thebiblescience January 4, 2018